User:Apigdspiso

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I will bring you all of Homsar's facts.

Homsar

  • Thinks he won the Powerball
  • Is just a friendly reminder
  • Says hi to Wonder Mike
  • Is the captain of the Gravy Train
  • Is a crudely drawn cupcake
  • lost his Jengaship and Jengajam
  • Leaves his itch machine on pause. Mostly.
  • sings a song of Pennzoil
  • was a million ladies tall
  • is the original ladies' man
  • saves the best for last
  • is the human wedgie
  • thinks his favorite candy is a wrench
  • is a song from the sixties
  • tells Reggie if that rhino is around
  • is a trendy tote bag
  • thinks a G is a healthy piece of real estate
  • wants caramel corn for president
  • thinks hanging on a rope off a cliff is a top-dollar dinner party
  • says hello to chocolate cake
  • has 50-cent cheese
  • has a cup of coffee and a chipwich as parents
  • is a touchy-feely holic
  • thinks his name is Millions
  • is a knock knock joke about jogging suits
  • is the buttersilk pancake
  • eats hotel coupons for dinner
  • is the local Leroy
  • left his bacon at the tennis patch