User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig

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Hi, hello, hey, howdy, haldo, hellote, helscome, weclome, and of course, halosche. I invite a very heartily salutations to each and every one of you wiki-readers, users, and administrators, and extend a warm welcome toward your general direction. My moniker, as you may or may not already know, is what you might call Gfdgsgxgzgdrc. Spelled G-F-D-G-S-G-X-G-Z-G-D-R-C (Gee eff dee gee ess gee ex gee zee gee dee are see), and pronounced G'ff-d-gssg-x'g-z'g-durk. I am very well aware that my title is a very cumbersome and troubling name to enunciate, so I invite you instead to refer to me using a much shorter and far more convenient name, which you might call Gfd (pronounced G-F-D, which is odd, because my full username is pronounced normally, whereas my shortened username is pronounced with each letter individually, like Gee eff dee). I have registered an account on this knowledge base, the Homestar Runner Wiki, on the twenty-first of the fourth month of the year (which, of course, is called April) in the year two-thousand-and-ten (or twenty-ten, if you prefer to pronounce it in that manner), in the twenty-first century. Of course, you most likely are already aware that I signed up to have an account on the Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base in the twenty-first century, because it would frankly be quite peculiar if I had happened to join in a different century. This is because this knowledge base (again, which I shall of course refer to as the Homestar Runner Wiki, as many other Homestar Runner Wiki editors do) did not exist in any earlier centuries, and it would be impossible to join in a later century, because that would mean I would have signed up for an account on this wiki (which is called the Homestar Runner Wiki, once again; why do I have to keep reminding you?!) in the far future. And to do that, I would need a time machine, because the future has not happened yet. Of course, you probably already know that. But still, the safest option when writing a Homestar Runner Wiki talk page signature (or a talk page signature on any wiki website, really) is to say things that the reader of the wiki talk page signature most likely already knows, just in case they don't know about something which they have read in the user's talk page signature on the Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base or any other knowledge base on the world wide web (more commonly known as the Internet). Is Internet capitalized? I assume so, but sometimes it seems like it isn't capitalized. It's kind of strange in that regard. If you capitalize the first letter in the English word Internet, which is I (like I have just done in this very sentence), it looks quite normal, regular, average, and so forth. However, if you write internet without capitalizing the first letter, I (once again, as I have just done in the previous few words, which you would notice if you had read them, although you more than likely have), it also looks normal. So I kind of switch between capitalizing the first letter (I) and not capitalizing it. It's similar to the word Earth. I can't always remember whether Earth is capitalized, or whether Earth is not capitalized. This is quite strange and peculiar, because Earth is the planet that I live on, so I should know how to capitalize it. Then again, Earth is most likely the only planet I would live on, unless alien life exists elsewhere in the universe. If there is, however, we haven't discovered it yet, and that leads me to believe that alien life elsewhere in the universe does not exist. However, you never know. I have now realized that I have used the word "however" very frequently within this Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature. I have also realized that I have talked about words quite often in this Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature (for example, Internet, Earth, and however, as you have previously read within this Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature). I will now resolve to use the word "however" less frequently within this Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature. It is similar to a New Years resolution, but on April Fools' Day. Oh right, today is the first day of the fourth month (which, of course, happens to be April)! That date, of course, falls on April Fools' Day, which just so happens to be today! How wonderful. I had forgotten all about the first day of the fourth month which is April. I had simply chosen a date to make a new Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature, unbeknownst to the fact that that date happened to be what most people call April Fools' Day. Unbeknownst is a cool word, but I will refrain from elaborating, because I had talked about words too much already within this Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature. Actually, looking back on my Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature, I had only resolved to refrain from saying the word "however". I had not said anything about refraining about talking about words, only that I had done so very frequently. This means, of course, that I may elaborate further on my opinion of the English word "unbeknownst". But once again, I will refrain from doing so, because it would simply be dull and tedious to read such an elaboration. I'm not sure what else to write in my Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature. I'm not sure how long it should be exactly. I seem to remember seeing something about a blue box on a Homestar Runner Wiki page, but I'm not sure exactly how long this blue box was, so I will simply assume it equates to roughly the width of a billboard. What else can I write here? Maybe I'll write some of the things that I like. I appreciate the art of drawing, as well as animating and coding and other things. You can read more information about my various interests on my Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base userpage, which this Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature just so happens to very conveniently link to. This means that if you move the mouse pointer over the signature (although the mouse pointer likely is already over the signature, considering the size of the signature already) and push down on the left mouse button (or "click", as oh-so-many people seem to say), your Internet browser will direct you to the Uniform Resource Locater (URL) of my Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base userpage. I have once again used the word Internet, and like most of the time, I have capitalized it. I can't think of anything else to talk about at the moment. Should I end my signature here? Why, of course not. I simply have not given enough information for this Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature to be useful to the average Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base user. I will talk about how a new Homestar Runner cartoon was just released. Pretty cool, isn't it? Other words for cool include fashionable, stylish, chic, up-to-the-minute, sophisticated, trendy, funky, with it, hip, big, happening, groovy, phat, kicky, fly, and styling. I have gotten these words by Googling "cool" and copying and pasting the synonyms within this here Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature, similar to a thesaurus (although it only contains synonyms for the word "cool", which isn't a very useful thesaurus, if you ask me). I've always thought that a thesaurus sounded remarkably like a species of dinosaur. It sounds like a reptilian creature that may have roamed the Earth 65 million years ago. And I have used the word Earth again, and capitalized the first letter (E), as always. This is the second time I have pointed out my casual usage of a word I discussed earlier, the first time being my usage of the word Internet above. I had to look up the word "reptilian" to see if it had one or two Ls, but luckily, I was right the first time. Here I am talking about words again, so I'll stop. Then again, I suppose it's easy to write about words when you're constantly typing them. There's not much else I can discuss at the moment, so I simply choose to discuss the English words which I have typed into my Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature using my keyboard. I should most likely end my signature soon, for it is becoming of unreasonable length for the average signature. I like that Strong Bad picture at the beginning. It's very small (18 pixels wide, to be more precise), so you can't see it in much detail, but if you happen to be familiar with the Homestar Runner body of work and its cartoons (or "toons") such as Strong Bad Emails (a category of toons), you would likely be aware that the image is, in fact, from Strong Bad Email #155, "theme song". The image depicts Strong Bad (intended to resemble some variety of Mexican wrestleman (not a wrestler, but a wrestleman)) with his boxing glove (as you likely are aware, he has boxing gloves in place of his hands) resting on his chin, with a purple background, framed in a lovely wooden picture frame. Technically, I'm not sure if it is truly a wooden picture frame. It could potentially be metal or plastic. The only reason I am assuming it is made of wood is because of the brownish color, which is a quality typically found in wood. This picture frame appears in the email during a theme song parody in which it shows pictures of the characters; a parody which the wrestleman Strong Bad describes as a "life-affirming pop-ballad type theme song, probably sung by some variety of Neville", which you may or may not know if you had watched the Strong Bad Email (entitled "theme song"), although you more than likely have, considering you are currently browsing the Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base and viewing what is most likely a talk page wherein my Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature happens to exist. Well, that seems about long enough for a Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature, so I will now end my Homestar Runner Wiki knowledge base talk page signature right now. I said "now" twice, and that's redundant. (talk)