Fan Costumes 2016
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Strong Bad critiques and expresses outrage over this year's obscure and outright lame costumes.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Badman, Portrait-of-a-Catman, Homestar Runner, Anonymous, Homsar, Japanese Culture Greg, Coach Z
Costumes depicted (in order of first appearance): Stiny, Strong Bad, Gunhaver, Bubs, Homestar Runner, Anonymous, Marzipan, Homestar Jr., Modestly Hot Homsar, Japanese Culture Greg, The King of Town, Coach Z
Places: Basement of the Brothers Strong
Date: Friday, November 18, 2016
Running Time: 5:00
Page Title: Gently grasp by the haunches!
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Transcript
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{As usual, the toon starts in the basement of the Brothers Strong; the light dims and the projector screen comes down. The first image displayed is a person in a fancy shirt and a face mask, wearing a "Hello my name is STINY" name tag and holding a plastic pastry box.}
STRONG BAD: {as Strong Badman} Stiny! I said get me a danish! That is clearly a coffee cake! Also, watch out for Portrait-of-a-Catman! {As he says this name, a Strong Badman comic book appears, captioned, "Oh my! It's PORTRAIT-OF-A-CATMAN!!"}
PORTRAIT-OF-A-CATMAN: Meow peow! {These words are added to the comic book cover.}
{The next image appears. It shows someone posing dressed as Strong Bad wearing an Ab-Abber T-shirt, and a woman in a brown jacket, a hat, sunglasses, boots, and a The Cheat-patterned skirt, making a finger-gun.}
STRONG BAD: Is that Ab-Abber Strong Bad with limited-edition Gunhavette? {During the next sentence, a Cheat Commandos action figure package appears of Gunhavette: Gunhaver with brown hair added, with the words "Takes No Guff!" under the name.} Oh man, she was only available by mail order until she got recalled, because Cheap As Free Toys mistakenly printed, {the following words appear as a sticker on the package} "Ob'm know. Maybe eat it, kids." on the package. An honest mistake.
{The next image appears. It's a boy dressed in the Bubs costume from Costume Commercial, with a mask, a "BUBS!" apron, and a brown paper bag with CANDY! written on it.}
STRONG BAD: Not a Bubs costume, but a Bubs costume costume. You gotta love those second-and-third generation ideas.
{The next image appears. It's a man dressed as Homestar Runner dressed as Strong Sad, with a gray star shirt, a sock taped to his head, hippo slippers, and a downcast expression.}
STRONG BAD: Like this one: a perfect Homestar's-impression-of-Strong-Sad costume.
{The real Homestar dressed as Strong Sad appears beside the photo.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {doing his Strong Sad impression} Oh... my idea for a Halloween costume that anyone would recognize died. So I dressed up like this.
{The next image appears. It's a person wearing a white shirt, with a paper plate over his face with a question mark written on it and eyeholes.}
STRONG BAD: Um... uh... hang on. {the sound of typing is heard; Strong Bad mutters to himself} Question mark face... maybe Strong Sad? {He hits enter, and a clip of a Homestar Runner Wiki-esque Anonymous Contributor article is shown.} What? Anonymous Contributor? Look, when I have to look your costume up on the Homestar Wiki, it's probably a little too obscure.
{The next image appears. It's a woman and man in costumes that vaguely resemble Marzipan and Homestar respectively, holding a child between them who appears to be dressed as a veggie burger.}
STRONG BAD: {as if speaking on a telephone} Hello, yes, this is... Clarence... Childprotectionson. Uh, I—I've got a pair of parents here who dressed their kid up as a Homestar Jr. Uh, they appear to be at some kind of square dance, or maybe a Cracker Barrel. ??? out in a hurry. The mother is armed and Marzipan'd. I repeat: the mother is armed and Marzipan'd.
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the first time the HRWiki has been referenced in a toon.
Remarks
- Strong Bad is disgusted with the woman dressed up as Homsar, despite his not having an issue with Modestly Hot Homsar in both different town and Fan Costumes '06.
Inside References
- The person dressed up as Bubs has a costume similar to the one Homestar dressed up as in Costume Commercial.
- The opening with Strong Bad teaching the viewers how to draw a star is similar in dragon.
