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   <line start="15" end="80" speaker="strongbad">So I was like, "Well, you think you're so hot, but me hot, <em>me hot!?</em>" </line>
   <line start="81" end="90" speaker="pompom" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
   <line start="91" end="110" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, that's a pretty good one, huh?</line>
   <line start="112" end="136" speaker="strongbad">Oh crap, I should probably check my email.</line> 
   <line start="137" end="157" speaker="strongbad">Hey, let me see your Pom Pilot!</line>
   <line start="178" end="233" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool...</line>
   <line start="240" end="313" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Dear Strong Bad, is it hard to flip someone off with boxing gloves on? Very crapfully: Phylo D"</line>
   <line start="321" end="348" speaker="strongbad">Uh, not really, man.</line>
   <line start="351" end="368" speaker="strongbad">I'm flippin' you off right now.</line>
   <line start="380" end="406" speaker="strongbad">Of course there's other ways to give somebody the finger.</line>
   <line start="411" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Oh, check it out: behind the back.</line>
   <line start="430" end="465" speaker="strongbad">Oh, around the world. And my personal favorite.</line>
   <line start="470" end="510" speaker="strongbad">Psssshhh! The Double Deuce!</line>
   <line start="516" end="536" speaker="strongbad">What's your favorite, Pom Pom?</line>
   <line start="548" end="577" speaker="strongbad">Ah, Pom Pom likes the Single Deuce.</line>
   <line start="588" end="602" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Homestar!</line>
   <line start="620" end="661" speaker="homestar">Hey, right back at you Strong Bad!</line>
   <line start="669" end="690" speaker="strongbad">He just gave me the bird!</line>
   <line start="691" end="708" speaker="pompom" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
   <line start="710" end="757" speaker="strongbad">That wasn't funny, man! That'll hurt a guy's feelings.</line>
   <line start="766" end="817" speaker="strongbad">Okay, so until next week send me your email.</line>
   <line start="817" end="850" speaker="strongbad">I will more than likely flip you off.</line>
   <line start="850" end="865" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
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