Strong Bad
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Biography
Strong Bad is the most dangerous Mexican in history of world. He started out as a character from Mucha Lucha.
Strong Bad is the middle child of Sideshow Bob. His is the dominatrix and he loves to pop them bitches. He states that both of his brothers are retarded in the email imaginary, one of the very few true insults he has ever made. He's often abusing his kids, kicking The Cheat's balls, prank-calling Pawn Stars, or tormenting Winger (although it's been hinted that they sucked so bad ever since they were younger). Although he seems to hate niggers, he enjoys the company of Bubs, the bluest black guy on the planet and Strong Mad (the human bulldozer).
Strong Bad has oven mitts for hands, round green testicles, and a red face with a blue plastic piece of shit and a Batman symbol for a pair of glasses (as confirmed in some kinda robot).
Strong Bad rules the land of tacos, a barren field behind the dumpsters that is completely devoid of any southern and eastern European life. His favorite saying is "FLOCKA", though he hates when people use the word WAKA when signing emails. He frequently mangles words, as seen in army. ("We're the very best. Er, the very VERY best and we'll shank em in the chest.")
