Soap Box Doiby
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Just uncovered this soap box derby cartoon that we never finished writing. Just re-read it and it holds up pretty well. Enjoy it twice if you would.
–Brother Mike
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Released: Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Character key (in order of appearance):
- anncr: The Announcer
- kot: The King of Town
- hs: Homestar Runner
- bubs: Bubs
- cz: Coach Z
- pp: Pom Pom
- sb: Strong Bad
- ss: Strong Sad
- sm: Strong Mad
- The Cheat (or maybe The Goblin)
- Fat Bluebird
- Marzipan
Draft
Soap Box Doiby Cartoon
anncr: are you kidding me? it's the big soap box doiby downhill challenge!!
(credits)
anncr: welcome back. joining me today is that ____, that mound of monarch, the king of town!
kot: thank you, walter. i must say, i'm very excited to eat some soap today.
anncr: yes, yes. not my name and not what we're doing here. and here come our racers now!
(cut to racers: bubs, cz, team strong, homestar and pom pom)
hs: ok pom pom i got it. our team will be called 'the awesome doing homestars.' that makes sense, doesn't it? and thanks for letting me be the driver. you can be my pit crew, or maybe my adoring fans.(brief pause) hey there sport, you need an autograph?
(he starts to sign pom pom)
pp: jawala huvada haba den
hs: what?! you built your own racer and you don't want my g* auteegraphuh guh hayya! pp: bubble
hs: haaw, that's mine. so, where's yours?(pan over to pom-pom's kick-assing racer) naaah i tain't goin' near yous Im's gettig revenge on you assholes.
(homestar walks off. we follow him. he walks past the brothers strong and we stay with them)
sb: are you ready?
ss: no.
sb: yaba be baya babe bubba butter pay it off.
ss: nnnnno.
sb: i juss wanda geddouddaherrr cumon!
sm: you creepin me out!!
ss: hay yay i don't even own nothin' i'ms ready to start bustin' this shit up.
That's too Spagglee buh gabble guh Taco Bell has it on the menu!