A Holiday Greeting
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Summary
Strong Bad does his own rendition of "O Holy Night."
Features: Pom Pom, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Marzipan, Strong Mad, Bubs, The Poopsmith, The Cheat, Coach Z, The King of Town, Strong Sad
Page Title: Sponsored by Dolly Madison!
Transcript
{"SPECIAL" Appears on the screen and spins a few times as we zoom in on it. As this happens, it turns from blue to pink.}
{Cut to an auditorium that looks suspiciously like the one in the 1965 Peanuts Christmas special with ```PomPom``` and Homestar Runner on the sides of the stage. Strong Bad enters from stage left, strides to the middle of the stage, stops and faces front.}
STRONG BAD: Lights, please.
{The lights dim and a spotlight shines on Strong Bad. We zoom in on him as the opening bars of the music begin to play.}
STRONG BAD: {singing}
O holy crap
And something, something, something
Ah, there's a guy
And he was probably born
They didn't know
If he was really stupid
But then they asked somebody
And they said he {chuckles} was stupid
He said, uh, that he was great
And everybody believed him
That guy was {voice cracks} greeaaaaa-
{Homestar Runner steps in front of him.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, that's enough, Strong Bad.
{Switch to close-up of Homestar Runner. As he speaks, the gang starts to congregate: Marzipan, Strong Mad, ```PomPom```, and Strong Sad. In the background soft, slow Christmasy music plays: 'Everybody, everybody.. everybody, everybody...'}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, I think what Strong Bad is really trying to say is "O Holy Crap". {gilt words appear on the screen with the sound of a harp and gold sparkles} Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.
{Cut to wide shot; all of the main characters have gathered, excepting Homsar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I mean "Happy Holidays" {words appear again} from all of us to all of you.
{Close-up of Strong Sad.}
STRONG SAD: And God bless us every-- {Homestar Runner steps in front of him.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {rushed} Sorry, Strong Sad, we're out of time here. Happy holidays everybody!! {A few moments pass.. Homestar Runner blinks.}
{The End - Copyright 1965 Free Country USA}
Fun Facts
- The entire toon is a reference to the 1965 "Charlie Brown Christmas" special.
- The Best Decemberween Ever had the same page title.
- "The End" is in Strong Sads handwriting.
