DVD Credits
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Homestar reveals the secret cheat codes to unlock himself in SBCG4AP. Strong Bad disaproves.
Cast (in order of apperance): Homestar Runner,Strong Bad
Places: Dark Room
DVD: SBCG4AP DVD
Transcript
(Cut to a dark room. Homestar slowly walks up to the front of the room. Once he gets there, he looks around. Music plays)
Homestar Runner: At long last, I, Strong Bad-excuse me-I, Homestar Runner, will reveal the super secret never ending cheat code to unlock yours truely as a playable character. Ahem. First, go to the track wearing the old timey mustache, then challenge Marzipan to a fight, which you lose. Then, pour ketchup on Marzipan's welcome mat while shouting: "All hail the King of Town, who's reign will"-then, suddenly before you can finish your sentence, the S is for Sucks dragon comes outta nowhere and eats up New York while dancin' with The Stick! (credits come down) The Stick uses the pudding the to eat 1-Up, and that makes someone do a cartwheel for a mile. But that makes someone asplode into a million little pieces, which upsets Oprah, and then she poops on Strong Mad, making him-
(Strong Bad comes in)
Strong Bad: Homestar, what are you doing? Don't encourage those Fourm Trolls! If we give those losers even the slightest bit of recognition they'll start-(a section of the credits called "Forum Crew" go by-Hey, what are they doing!?
Homestar: Oh, that guy, and oh, that girl. A rare treat.
Strong Bad: Aw, that guy?
Homestar: Oh, I like that guy, he wants me to get my own game. That guy one time asked me to do a dance.
Strong Bad: Oh, that guy-
Homestar: (dances) Doo doo doo a dooba doo-
Strong Bad: Troll...trakalankal I call him.
Homestar: Oh, and you. For the last time, Homsar and I are not related.
Strong Bad: Oh, I hate that guy's signature.
Homestar Runner: That guy owes me 5 bucks.
Strong Bad: Ugh, nevermind. I'm gonna get outta here before they start nitpicking me to death.
(Homestar dances and then slowly fades out. The other part of the credits scroll by as the KOT protest song plays.)
Fun Facts
- The cheats Homestar gives out are actually based off a thread on the Telltale Forums.
Explanations
- Forum trolls are people who insult other members on forums. Strong Bad's definition is wrong, however a popular phrase on the internet is "Don't feed the troll".
