Pistols for Pandas
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- This article is about the short. For the organization, see Pistols for Pandas (organization).
Cast (in order of appearance): Crack Stuntman
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Date: Monday, April 27, 2009
Running Time:
Page Title: They Need All The Firepower They Can Get!
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Transcript
{Open on Crack Stuntman standing against a bluish-gray background.}
CRACK STUNTMAN: Blah-hi, kids, BLAH'm Crack Stuntman. {he holds up one finger} I used to do the voice of Cheat Commander on the cartoon man show until contractual mumbo-jumbo screwed me out of the sweetest stink I ever had! {pleading} Please take me back!
{Cut}
"'CRACK STUNTMAN: {smiling} But I'm also the voice of a much more important nonprofit organization called— {shocked and mad} Nonprofit?! What the bluh-what?! But I'm still get paid, right?
{Cut} {Crack is now in expensive sunglasses and his shirt pocket is stuffed with ones} But I'm also the voice of a non-profit organisation called Pistols for Pandas. {Pistols for Pandas logo appears to his left}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the panda nose at the end of the toon to see this exchange between Silent Rip and Gunhaver.
- SILENT RIP: Uh, Cheat Commander, are we supposed to be fighting the pandas or helping them?
- GUNHAVER: Who cares? I'm just psyched I got my old job back! I love voice acting! {Unintelligible} Look at that sweet, sweet lip synch.
Fun Facts
Inside References
- Pistols for Pandas was first referenced in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2.
- "But I'm still get paid, right?" refers to the slogan for Temporarios (as seen in strong badathlon): "'Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!"
