Do-Nots
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| Type | Retailer |
|---|---|
| Headquarters | Free Country, USA |
| Products | Doughnuts |
| Employees | Homestar Runner |
| Slogan | N/A |
| Mascot | N/A |
| Website | N/A |
Do-Nots is a doughnut store operated by Homestar Runner in Donut Unto Others. Homestar started the store after revealing to Marzipan that it was always his boyhood dream to be own boss at the doughnut factory. His store consists of a small food booth made out of cardboard. Below the window there is a series of dotted lines in the shape of the portion of his body obscured by the cardboard in front of him, with his right foot up midway. Above him is the "Do-Nots" logo, the name of the store written out with the "o" in "Nots" resembling a pink doughnut. Apart from Homestar himself, there only appears to be only a fat fryer inside.
On Homestar Runner's first and only day of business, the store was positioned ten feet away from Bubs' Concession Stand, an action to which Bubs responded with anger, for he had also begun his own doughnut business. At the 3:09 p.m. doughnut rush, The King of Town appeared in a cloud of smoke and listened to each of the store's constant offers and statements; Homestar pointed out that his doughnuts were homemade, available in 57 different varieties, and that he has "grit, gumption, and an adorable speech impootaboot." Bubs claimed that his doughtnuts were shipped from a 3rd world country named Homemáde, available in one flavor which has over a hundred different names, and that he talks "hard and fast". However, Strong Bad, the health inspector, arrived before The King of Town was able to give his preference.
The business came to an end when Strong Bad promptly gave Homestar's store an "F" rating after requesting Homestar to cotton-swab his fat fryer. Along with the rating, he purposefully overturned the stand, causing Homestar's face to be burned by the fryer. It is interesting to note that Strong Bad did not actually receive the results from Homestar's inspection before applying the rating; it is likely that he did this only for his own sadistic pleasure.
Appearances
- Debut: Donut Unto Others
