Cheerleader
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Cheerleader is the leader of the Teen Girl Squad. All she thinks about is fashion and boys. She tried to ask the Quarterback out in Teen Girl Squad Issue 4, but got CEREBELLUM'D. Teen Girl Squad Issue 5, when she yelled at the boys about thinking she was the same age as So and So, she got SAILING MISHAP'D! She was the sole survivor of the first issue. She was nearly the sole survivor of Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, but was apparently eaten "off camera" by the shark at the end of the toon. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. She seems to like text shirts.
Ironically, her pre-K counterpart in "Teeny Tiny Girl Squad" was the foodaholic "Fattycakes" because she eats lots and lots of chocolate bars. Her very own was "dipped in salt" (read: dropped in the sandbox).
She apparently has a crush on Eh! Steve, as referenced in HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!.
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Text Shirts
- diva (Teen Girl Squad Issue 1)
- li'l brat (Teen Girl Squad Issue 2)
- princess (Teen Girl Squad Issue 3)
- boys please (Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
- purty (Decemberween Teen Girl Squad)
- coolier than thou (Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
- suga sweet (Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
- sperl'd rotten (HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!)
Defining Traits
- has cheer
- growth spurt
- boy-crazy
- cool, rich parents
- wears a two-piece
- wants a pony
- top 40 hits
Hurt By
- Being grasped by a bat (Teen Girl Squad Issue 2)
- Huge Mouth Man's Giant Brain Mech (Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
- A sailing mishap (Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
- Being squished by a fat man (Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
- Falling into the Huge Mouth Man's mouth (Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
- Being chomped on by a shark [never actually shown] (Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
Filmography
- Debut: comic
- Complete Filmography
