Subtitles:sbemail187/de

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<line start="16" end="77" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, Emails lassen mich zittern, daher bin ich flink mit den Fingern.</line>
<line start="78" end="88" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="89" end="119" speaker="strongbad">"Was macht ihr im Winter mit eurem Pool?</line>
<line start="120" end="155" speaker="strongbad">"Entleert ihr ihn und skatet darin oder so?</line>
<line start="156" end="176" speaker="strongbad">"J.Hazard, In..."</line>
<line start="177" end="247" speaker="strongbad">In was? In Spokane? In großer Schuld? Im Schlaf?</line>
<line start="248" end="292" speaker="strongbad">Tja, ich denke, das werden wir nie erfahren, Herr Drück-Enter-zu-früh-Mann.</line>
<line start="293" end="417" speaker="strongbad">Nun, Hazbro, ja, wir entleeren ihn normalerweise und ja, ich skate natürlich mit 30 verschiedenen Tricks über den Pool und mache wahnsinnige Skateboarding-Videos, die leider immer versehentlich mit Kochsendungen überspielt werden.</line>
<line start="418" end="467" speaker="strongbad">Aber dieses Jahr machen wir etwas viel cooleres und etwas weniger erlogenes.</line>
<line start="468" end="525" speaker="strongbad">Homestar Runner wurde endlich für die Fluffy Puff Marshmallows-Werbespots bezahlt, die er mal gemacht hat.</line>
<line start="526" end="555" speaker="strongbad">Und RATET MAL, WIE SIE IHN BEZAHLT HABEN?</line>
<line start="556" end="627" speaker="strongbad">Mit einem lebenslangen Vorrat an Fluffy Puffs durchsichtigen, nachtischbezogen Materialen mit rotem Geschmack!</line>
<line start="628" end="635" speaker="sfx">Rauschen</line>
<line start="636" end="658" speaker="marshie">ICH BIN EINE ANOMALIE!</line>
<line start="659" end="663" speaker="sfx">ping!</line>
<line start="664" end="717" speaker="marshie">Und nach der Schule komm ich zu dir nach Hause!</line>
<line start="718" end="764" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ich finde, diese Marshie-Werbung sollte auf NC-17 eingestuft werden.</line>
<line start="765" end="781"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Ich finde, diese Marshie-Werbung sollte auf NC-17 eingestuft werden.</strongbad><text>NC-17 (no children under 17) ist eine US-Altersbeschränkung, entspricht dem Deutschen "ab 18 Jahren". Im Text oben links steht NC für "needlessly creepy", also unnötig gruselig. DIeses Wortspiel lässt sich nicht übersetzen.</text></line>
<line start="782" end="783" speaker="sfx">Rauschen</line>
<line start="798" end="818" speaker="strongbad">How're we doing here, frog eggs?</line>
<line start="819" end="842" speaker="strongsad">I don't even get that one.</line>
<line start="843" end="917" speaker="strongsad">According to my calculations, we should achieve maximum jiggle any second now.</line>
<line start="918" end="937" speaker="homestar">Oh, man, you three.</line>
<line start="938" end="992" speaker="homestar">I am so glad I chose this instead of that million dollars in cash.</line>
<line start="993" end="1020" speaker="homestar">That wouldn't even have half filled up this pool!</line>
<line start="1021" end="1029" speaker="sfx">ring!</line>
<line start="1030" end="1056" speaker="strongsad">That's it! We're ready!</line>
<line start="1057" end="1072" speaker="strongbad">All right!</line>
<line start="1096" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">Well, where are they?</line>
<line start="1111" end="1132" speaker="strongsad">Where are who?</line>
<line start="1133" end="1208" speaker="strongbad">Well, I thought that this much gelatin would sorta naturally attract oiled-up bikini wrestlers.</line>
<line start="1209" end="1253" speaker="homestar">I thought it would naturally attract oiled-up Bill Cosby.</line>
<line start="1254" end="1275" speaker="bubs">You heard the latest news?</line>
<line start="1276" end="1289" speaker="coachz">Wazzat?</line>
<line start="1290" end="1332" speaker="bubs">The young'uns filled up the swimmin' hole with red Jell-Os!</line>
<line start="1333" end="1390" speaker="coachz">Y'know, I once had a student in my health class, name of Red Angelo!</line>
<line start="1391" end="1426" speaker="coachz">True story! His folks named him that!</line>
<line start="1427" end="1491" speaker="coachz">And he had a sister, named Grape Flavored Jell-O With Fruit Floatin' In It! No bull!</line>
<line start="1492" end="1552" speaker="coachz">And if you flash your lights at a car with its headlights orf, you get shot by gangsters!</line>
<line start="1553" end="1582" speaker="strongbad">Alright, Strong Mad, smack it around!</line>
<line start="1583" end="1593"><strongmad>GAH!</strongmad><sfx>smack!</sfx></line>
<line start="1594" end="1597" speaker="sfx">rumble</line>
<line start="1598" end="1644" speaker="strongbad">Hang ten! Gnarly! Endless summer!</line>
<line start="1645" end="1698" speaker="strongbad">Hey, do it again, but this time, smack it like a newborn's biscuit.</line>
<line start="1699" end="1706"><strongmad>GAH!</strongmad><sfx>smack!</sfx></line>
<line start="1707" end="1719"><sfx>rumble</sfx><strongbad>Woah!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1720" end="1731" speaker="sfx">falling sound</line>
<line start="1732" end="1743" speaker="sfx">splat! splat!</line>
<line start="1744" end="1777" speaker="strongbad">Uh, lifeguard? Bit of help here?</line>
<line start="1778" end="1788" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="1806" end="1829"><sfx>boing-woosh!</sfx><pompom>bubbles</pompom></line>
<line start="1830" end="1843" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
<line start="1844" end="1881" speaker="homestar"><i>(muffled)</i> Aww, I was hoping you were Bill Cosby.</line>
<line start="1882" end="1924" speaker="strongbad"><i>(muffled)</i> So, uh, what're we doing for breathing down here?</line>
<line start="1925" end="1960" speaker="homestar"><i>(muffled)</i> I don't know. I hadn't really thought that far ahead.</line>
<line start="1961" end="1985" speaker="strongbad"><i>(muffled)</i> And how did you get down here, Poopsmith?</line>
<line start="2020" end="2049" speaker="tucksworth" voiceover="voiceover">You can't grow a ZZ Top beard!</line>
<line start="2050" end="2067" speaker="sfx">klaxon</line>
<line start="2068" end="2095"><sfx>klaxon</sfx><!-- <text>Eat A Lot Of Food Alert</text> --></line>
<line start="2096" end="2116"><sfx>klaxon</sfx><kingoftown>My talents are needed!</kingoftown></line>
<line start="2117" end="2133" speaker="sfx">klaxon</line>
<line start="2134" end="2163" speaker="homestar"><i>(muffled)</i> Strong Bad, I think this is it.</line>
<line start="2164" end="2215" speaker="homestar"><i>(muffled)</i> When I die, have my body preserved in red Jell-O.</line>
<line start="2217" end="2252" speaker="strongbad"><i>(muffled)</i> Uh, I don't think that's gonna be a problem, Homestar.</line>
<line start="2253" end="2274" speaker="homestar"><i>(muffled)</i> You're such a good friend.</line>
<line start="2275" end="2308" speaker="kingoftown"><i>(muffled)</i> Citizens! Help has arrived!</line>
<line start="2309" end="2344" speaker="kingoftown"><i>(muffled)</i> Everybody in there, shut your eyes.</line>
<line start="2345" end="2390" speaker="kingoftown"><i>(muffled)</i> This-a ain't-a gonna be-a pretty.</line>
<line start="2391" end="2409" speaker="kingoftown"><i>(muffled)</i> And a one, and a two, and a three.</line>
<line start="2410" end="2414" speaker="sfx">squish!</line>
<line start="2415" end="2448" speaker="sfx">sucking</line>
<line start="2449" end="2532"><sfx>wonky music</sfx><strongbad sfx="sfx">gurgling</strongbad></line>
<line start="2533" end="2599" speaker="strongbad">All I remember after I closed my eyes, was that first, it got real loud,</line>
<line start="2600" end="2628" speaker="strongbad">then it got real hot,</line>
<line start="2629" end="2652" speaker="strongbad">then it got real slimy,</line>
<line start="2653" end="2671" speaker="strongbad">then it got quiet,</line>
<line start="2672" end="2686" speaker="strongbad">and then it got...</line>
<line start="2687" end="2711" speaker="strongbad">unspeakable.</line>
<line start="2712" end="2736" speaker="strongbad">And when I opened my eyes,</line>
<line start="2737" end="2757" speaker="strongbad">the pool was empty,</line>
<line start="2758" end="2786" speaker="strongbad">and three days had passed.</line>
<line start="2787" end="2813" speaker="strongbad">And Pom Pom still hasn't landed!</line>
<line start="2814" end="2921" speaker="sfx">space sound effects</line>
<line start="2922" end="2973" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>

<line start="2983" end="3030" speaker="bubs">Well, email 187 is in the can.</line>
<line start="3031" end="3066" speaker="coachz">1-8-7...? Oooohhh! Get down!</line>
<line start="3067" end="3089" speaker="bubs">What do you think you're doing?</line>
<line start="3090" end="3127" speaker="coachz">There's a 1-8-7! Break yourself, Bubs!</line>
<line start="3128" end="3152" speaker="bubs">I ought to break your face!</line>
<line start="3153" end="3215" speaker="coachz">I knew I shouldn't have flashed my brights at that hooptie full of gangsters!</line>
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