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"Finally At Last!!!"

Oh no! HomestarRunner.com is now a subscription site!

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad's head, Strong Mad ...

Date: April 1, 2005

Page Title: Finally At Last!!!

Contents

Transcript

Homestar's Seven Seconds

{Cue Homestar standing in a field. A timer counts up in the bottom right corner of the screen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: One... two... three... four... fi-

{The timer reaches seven; a buzzer goes off, and the words "TRIAL PERIOD OVER" pop up on the screen.}

Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample

{Cue Strong Bad sitting in front of his computer, flanked by the Cheat, who is holding a remote control. Homestar is standing in front of Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: All right, the Cheat, let 'er rip!

{The Cheat presses the button on the remote. A square hole opens under Homestar's feet. He falls about two feet and stops.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Woo! That was fun!

STRONG BAD: The Cheat, I thought we were opting for the bottomless pit, not a two foot pit!

{Cut to the living room, where Strong Mad sits on the couch with Homestar standing on top of him.}

STRONG MAD: I have a funny hat!!!


Teen Girl Squad Sample

{Cheerleader is talking to So-and-So and the Ugly One}

CHEERLEADER: That stupid wheelchair kid asked me to the Friday Night Dance! But I'm going with Steven!

{Enter Eh! Steve, wearing a football uniform with the number nine}

CHEERLEADER: {word balloon fills with hearts} Hey, Steven!

EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve!

{Cut to Wheelchair}

WHEELCHAIR: I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's who!

{The Man with the Big Mouth, with fairy wings, a tutu and a wand, enters and changes the Wheelchair into a good drawing of a wheelchair.}

MAN WITH THE BIG MOUTH: GOOD DRAWINGED!

WHEELCHAIR: I'm a real boy!

STRONG BAD: {narrating} It's over!

Fun Facts

  • After the false message about 6 to 8 weeks delivery, the page always directs you to Main Page 19.
  • The disk in the Floppy Disk Container on Strong Bad's table reads "hunt the wumpus."

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