Template:cardgagequote

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This template adds one random Senor Cardgage quote to a page or caption.

To add a new quote to this page:

1. Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
2. Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
3. Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.

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• "Oh. I should eat a pony."
• "No probalo!"
• "Good efening, Bontilda. Forty-twone will be on your lest."
• "Grape... Soda... Banked?"
• "I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A."
• "How 'bout I hitcha on the slant?"
• "Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth."
• "Why, hello, Miss Trela."
• "Oh. Hello-quialism."
• "Carrageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
• "Many combolations, Elizagerth! I hope you get all my... particles."
• "Look at this can of peas, Helvetica."
• "Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica."
• "Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!"
• "Oh, excardon me."
• "We can help you get a leg up on the pile!"