Drive-Thru Whale
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The Drive-Thru Whale, or the Blubb-O Whale, is a smiling blue whale-shaped drive-through speaker that did not originally appear to be linked to a restaurant, though nightlife suggests (and Blubb-O's Commercial confirms) that it is the mascot for Blubb-O's. The speaker is very scratchy and difficult to understand. Its speech patterns range from typical drive-thru speaker phrases like "Would you like to try a combo meal?" to seemingly random phrases like "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day," as well as playing a short length of music while moving its flume of water up and down. The Drive-Thru Whale can move from place to place using a rocket booster mounted underneath it, which allows it to fly up into Outer Space, and it can also rise up from underground. It apparently has a taste for Europa-pean Lobster, or perhaps for anything that will sever its leg. The Drive-Thru Whale was originally discovered in The Field, but has since been seen on the Sweet Puttin' Cakes Puttiature Golf-Golf Course and Behind the Fence. The Drive-Thru Whale is in Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People, as a location in The Field. It says random phrases when interacted with.
Appearances
- Debut: Drive-Thru
- Email mini-golf
- Blubb-O's Commercial
- Homestar Ruiner
Analyis of Speech
Due to the crackly audio quality, most of its messages seem odd. However, they may have logical references.
- Would you like to try a combo meal?- Most fast food restaurants sell combo meals, so no problem here.
- Sever your leg please, it's the greatest day.- Though this was eventually confirmed that was what it said, it could have spiritually meant "$7.08, please, it's as plain as day."
- Steve drive around to the seventh window- Could have actually meant "Please drive around to the second window", as many fast food places have two windows: one for payment and one for food pickup.
- Pour gravel on your stump, mam.- Purely nonsensical.
- Relinquish your pipes, please, fellas- Referencing its nonsensical messages.
- Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.- Refers to the anti-burglary tactic of displaying a sign that says "register does not contain more than fifty dollars."
Quotes of the Week
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