Non-Sequitur Champion
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Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad
Places: The Show
Date: Friday, February 29, 2008
Running Time:
Transcript
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HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back to The Show. Up next, w got some rip-roarin' treats. Here to complete the co-hearing sarge, here's the loser of the Non-Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
{Senor Cardgage walks on}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank you, roseaterian.
{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} Alright, let it rip!
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Pantice...Squad...Gutterback.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "nope way" under it appears}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh...Litty Fernandez.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "nope way" under it appears}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} One more tryyyy.
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Grape...soda...banked?