Ab-Abber 2000

From Homestar Runner Wiki

Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 helps you create abs like the professionals in "minutes—nay, seconds!" It consists of one permanent marker (not included) which is essentially used to draw abs onto the user's chest. For a limited time only, the Cloitsterizer was offered with it, abs-olutely free. The slogan is "They'll be all up ons!" Strong Sad was a spokesperson, but only because Gooblies was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. Homsar also acted as a spokesperson for this product, for no known reason.

Strong Bad put the Ab-Abber on sale in garage sale for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes Homestar gave away in The Show, as evidenced by Main Page 19. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by Bookazon.com, seen in the DVD version of studying. The marker-drawn abs appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's pop-up book.

Appearances

• Debut: Email suntan
• Main Page 19
• Email garage sale
• Email pop-up