Not X

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The description Not X (where "X" can be anything) is often used by characters.

• Email bottom 10: Strong Bad describes dry T-shirt contests as a "waste of not water." He later says that the number 5 item on his bottom 10 is "not pigeons."

• Toikey TV: Strong Bad wants to watch "Not Football." The King of Town talks about the dangers of "not fried turkeys."