Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA
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Mount Ridesplace, USA is a theme park that Strong Bad created in "theme park". Strong Bad hopes you don't bring your grandmother in spite of the fact that the park's motto is "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle". Mount Ridesplace appears to be located behind the fence in Strongbadia. Because this theme park is expensive, Strong Bad needs to steal money from WAY more famous actresses. Until then, he'll have to make the ends meet with the Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure.
Mascots
Every theme park needs mascots to run around and dance and stuff. Mount RidesPlace sports the following:
- Stoppy the Sign – Stoppy is the Strongbadia stop sign played by Coach Z.
- Poppy the Tire – Poppy is the Population Tire played by Homestar Runner.
- General Tso's Chicken – The General Tso's chicken played by Homsar. This mascot is also known as Ryan S.
Attractions
The Following are all the attractions in Mount RidesPlace.
- Bowels of Trogdor – The flag ship rollercoaster. It keeps spinning you around in circles until you throw up or catch on fire somehow. Unfortunately (or, possibly fortunately) you have to be as tall as Trogdor's Beefy arm to ride.
- The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tactular – In this show Strong Sad stands on a stage dressed as a witch while Strong Mad decks him repeatedly.
- Throw Game – In the throw game you have to get the blue rings in the bottle (not on it). Bubs hosts the game. If you win you get a Bubs doll with a horn.
- Sweet Cuppincakes Land – The Cheat has to go here because he's not tall enough to ride the Bowels of Trogdor.
*Please don't bring your grandmother.
