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<transcript language="de" file="sbemail150.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="17" end="80"><sfx>Gitarrenmusik</sfx><strongbad>Ich lief auf Wolken und schnippte Regenbogen weg...</strongbad></line>
<line start="81" end="150"><sfx>Gitarrenmusik</sfx><strongbad>...auf den Flügeln einer Emaiiiiiiiill!</strongbad></line>
<line start="172" end="182" speaker="strongbad">Danke, Mann.</line>
<line start="183" end="198" speaker="strongsad">Kein Problem, Bob.</line>
<line start="212" end="247" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Strong Bad, hab ein paar Fragezeichen für dich:"</line>
<line start="248" end="288" speaker="strongbad">"Nummer eins. Was würdest du mit hundert Millionen Dollar machen?"</line>
<line start="289" end="355" speaker="strongbad">"Nummer zwei. Whas würdest du tun, wenn du dich plötzlich irgendwie in einem anderen Universum wiederfinden würdest?"</line>
<line start="356" end="384" speaker="strongbad">"Jody (kein Mädchen) aus Texas"</line>
<line start="387" end="419" speaker="strongbad">Du weißt, du könntesr diesen (kein Mädchen)-Abschnitt weglassen,</line>
<line start="420" end="463" speaker="strongbad">wenn du es mit etwas hartem und coolem und coolem und hartem ersetzen würdest.</line>
<line start="467" end="530" speaker="strongbad">Wie (Bulldozer). Jody (Bulldozer). Keiner würde dich dann für ein Mädchen halten.</line>
<line start="534" end="596" speaker="strongbad">Gut, Frau Dozer, du hast Fragezeichen Nummer eins mit Fragezeichen Nummer zwei so ziemlich beantwortet.</line>
<line start="597" end="657" speaker="strongbad">Weil hundert Millionen Dollar ist genau die Summe, die der Cheat für unser Portal in ein anderes Universum ausgegeben </line>
<line start="658" end="671" speaker="strongbad">Nicht wahr, der Cheat?</line>
<line start="672" end="691" speaker="thecheat">Der Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="692" end="726" speaker="strongbad">Was? Das Teil hat uns nur vierzehn Dollar gekostet?</line>
<line start="727" end="732" speaker="thecheat">Der Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="733" end="786" speaker="strongbad">Egal, das sind hunert Millionen Dollar in... Hundejahren, nicht?</line>
<line start="787" end="794" speaker="thecheat">Der Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="795" end="824" speaker="strongbad">Okay. Schalt dem Mixer an!</line>
<line start="861" end="908" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho! Ein wirbelndes Photoshopwunder!</line>
<line start="909" end="956" speaker="strongbad">Ich wette, dieses teil könnte einige echte Cacadämonen freilassen.</line>
<line start="957" end="986" speaker="strongbad">Also... wie jetz? Ich— ich soll da einfach reinspringen?</line>
<line start="987" end="998" speaker="thecheat">Der Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="999" end="1024" speaker="strongbad">Ohbee Kaybee! Hopp!</line>
<line start="1044" end="1064" speaker="announcer">In einem Haus...</line>
<line start="1078" end="1094" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Wo bin ich?</line>
<line start="1100" end="1142" speaker="strongbadman">STINY! Wir haben Besuch aus einem anderen Universum!</line>
<line start="1144" end="1189" speaker="strongbad">Es ist Strong Badman! Und seine gutgezeichneten Muskeln!</line>
<line start="1193" end="1249" speaker="strongbad">Aber... warum sind wir in dieser dummen Wohnung anstatt in einem geheimen, unterirdischem Versteck...</line>
<line start="1250" end="1275" speaker="strongbad">...voll mit geheimen, unterirdischen Spezialgeräten?</line>
<line start="1277" end="1316" speaker="strongbadman">Weil, schlichter Sterblicher... dieser Wohnraum...</line>
<line start="1317" end="1362"><strongbadman>...zwangsbewirtschaftet wird!</strongbadman> <sfx>Donnern</sfx></line>
<line start="1363" end="1389" speaker="strongbadman">Und... das Wasser in der Miete enthalten ist.</line>
<line start="1395" end="1418" speaker="strongbad">Laufen deswegen alle deine Wasserhähne?</line>
<line start="1421" end="1483" speaker="strongbadman">Mu-hu-ha-ha-hah! Diese Trottel im Wasserwerk werden niemals herausfinden, was das war!</line>
<line start="1486" end="1528" speaker="strongbad">Also, das ist dein böser Plan? Wasser zu verschwenden?</line>
<line start="1530" end="1554" speaker="strongbadman">Und nicht dafür zu bezahlen!</line>
<line start="1558" end="1607" speaker="strongbad">Ich muss dir sagen, Strong Badman... dieser Teil deines Comics ist ziemlich langweilig.</line>
<line start="1608" end="1644" speaker="strongbad">Ich schau mal, was unten auf der Seite passiert. Hopp!</line>
<line start="1660" end="1684" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Jetzt gehts aber los!</line>
<line start="1686" end="1702" speaker="strongbadman">Du hast recht!</line>
<line start="1704" end="1713" speaker="strongbad">Wa?</line>
<line start="1714" end="1768" speaker="strongbadman">Wir haben jetzt einen erweiten Kabelanschluss... geklaut von meinem Nachbarn!</line>
<line start="1773" end="1839" speaker="strongbad">Wer schreibt diese Folge? Diese Genies, die Hulkine gemacht habe? Der Cheat!</line>
<line start="1841" end="1871" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Etwas mehr frappé mixen, bitte.</line>
<line start="1872" end="1881" speaker="thecheat">Der Cheat Geräusche</line>
<line start="1902" end="1931" speaker="strongbadman">STINY! Hör nicht auf, die Toilette zu spülen!</line>
<line start="1935" end="2003" speaker="oldstrongbad">(Translation to be continued) Yes, and for my next parlor trick, I shan't make anything appear!</line>
<line start="2009" end="2030"><strongbad>Oh. H-hi.</strongbad> <sfx>crowd boos</sfx></line>
<line start="2031" end="2086"><oldstrongbad>You brightly-colored baboon! You've ruined my vaudeville!</oldstrongbad> <sfx>crowd boos</sfx></line>
<line start="2090" end="2122" speaker="strongbad">Ah! Shades of gray tomatoes!</line>
<line start="2146" end="2176" speaker="strongbad">What is up, my enormous vector brother?</line>
<line start="2177" end="2193" speaker="vectorsb">Hellote.</line>
<line start="2194" end="2230" speaker="strongbad">So, uh... what do you do for fun around here?</line>
<line start="2231" end="2251" speaker="vectorsb">I splo stuff up.</line>
<line start="2252" end="2267" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, that's pretty cool.</line>
<line start="2268" end="2298" speaker="stinkoman">Hey, guys! How's challenges?</line>
<line start="2299" end="2318" speaker="vectorsb">What it is, my doge?</line>
<line start="2319" end="2338" speaker="strongbad">Woah, you two know each other?</line>
<line start="2339" end="2385" speaker="stinkoman">Oh, totally sure! He's my training simulator!</line>
<line start="2388" end="2399" speaker="stinkoman">Check it out!</line>
<line start="2400" end="2454">
<strongbad sfx="sfx" volume="0.8">various grunting</strongbad>
<stinkoman sfx="sfx" volume="0.8">various grunting</stinkoman>
</line>
<line start="2458" end="2479" speaker="stinkoman">Nice work, big nose!</line>
<line start="2480" end="2491" speaker="strongbad">Big nose?</line>
<line start="2492" end="2502" speaker="stinkoman">Your nose!</line>
<line start="2504" end="2519" speaker="vectorsb">Level 2.</line>
<line start="2522" end="2534"><strongbad>Uh-oh!</strongbad> <stinkoman>Uh-oh!</stinkoman></line>
<line start="2563" end="2615" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And so, both Strong Bads entered the 'Dig To China With Your Ears Contest.'</line>
<line start="2619" end="2686" speaker="strongbad">This is just about... the second or third to worst contest I ever heard of.</line>
<line start="2693" end="2707" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The contest began!!</line>
<line start="2708" end="2740" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And tiny-handed Strong Bad rubbed his head on the ground...</line>
<line start="2741" end="2775" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">while our Modern Day Hero maxed and relaxed.</line>
<line start="2777" end="2813"><bookstrongbad>I struck it rich!</bookstrongbad> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">said T.H.S.B.</strongbad></line>
<line start="2814" end="2848" speaker="bookstrongbad">A giant mug of frosty root beer!</line>
<line start="2849" end="2915" speaker="oldstrongbad">Zounds! A sarsparilla swimming hole! Last one in's a freemason!</line>
<line start="2919" end="2925" speaker="oldstrongbad">Jump!</line>
<line start="2950" end="2970" speaker="keyboard">upbeat music</line>
<line start="3112" end="3130" speaker="teenagestrongbad">Stripèd pants.</line>
<line start="3145" end="3192" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Cool out on the liquefy button, man!</line>
<line start="3196" end="3242" speaker="homestar">I'm trying to make me a real fruit smoothie here!</line>
<line start="3244" end="3272" speaker="homestar">Any of you guys got any bee pollen?</line>
<line start="3285" end="3333" speaker="strongbad">Homestar! Quit messing with my alternate universe portal!</line>
<line start="3334" end="3397" speaker="homestar">I'm trying to replenish some electrolytes, if you don't mind!</line>
<line start="3416" end="3487" speaker="strongbad">Wow. Just look at all these Strong Bad-related faces. What an all-star cast!</line>
<line start="3491" end="3539" speaker="strongbad">What say we all form a supergroup and record a number one jam!</line>
<line start="3540" end="3571"><all sfx="sfx">groan</all> <stinkoman>I guess...</stinkoman><oldstrongbad>If we must...</oldstrongbad></line>
<line start="3573" end="3659" speaker="strongbad">There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world.</line>
<line start="3662" end="3700" speaker="strongbad">Checkin' 'em down, checkin' 'em down...</line>
<line start="3701" end="3744" speaker="stinkoman">I hope it's from a girrrrrrrl!</line>
<line start="3745" end="3825" speaker="all">Save the last email for Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="3826" end="3868" speaker="cardgage">Let the little children go.</line>
<line start="3869" end="3905" speaker="vectorsb">I hope they don't a splode.</line>
<line start="3913" end="3957" speaker="all">Save the last email for Strong Bad...</line>
<line start="3958" end="4000" speaker="oldstrongbad">Save the last email for Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="4001" end="4043" speaker="hudge">Save the last email for meeee...</line>
<line start="4044" end="4083"><hudge>Save the last email for meeee...</hudge><strongbadman>Save the last email!</strongbadman></line>
<line start="4084" end="4117" speaker="strongbad">All my Strong Bad doppelgängers represent.</line>
<line start="4128" end="4170" speaker="strongbad">Sesquicentenn-email, two thousand five.</line>
<line start="4181" end="4195" speaker="strongbad">I-I mean six.</line>
<line start="4335" end="4354" speaker="homestar"><em>(distorted voice)</em> Coach Z,</line>
<line start="4360" end="4409" speaker="homestar"><em>(distorted voice)</em> If you're not going to eat</line>
<line start="4409" end="4445" speaker="homestar"><em>(distorted voice)</em> that eyeball pear...</line>
<line start="4445" end="4480"><homestar sfx="sfx">ahem</homestar><homestar><em>(normal voice)</em> I suggest you give it to someone who will.</homestar></line>
<line start="4485" end="4515" speaker="coachz">I don't know what's going on, Homestar,</line>
<line start="4515" end="4565" speaker="coachz">but I'm not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants!</line>
<line start="4588" end="4650" speaker="strongbad">Wow, a fishing trip with Senor Cardgage! My life is complete.</line>
<line start="4652" end="4691" speaker="cardgage">Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth.</line>
<line start="4691" end="4722" speaker="cardgage">Say hello to my tackle box.</line>
<line start="4725" end="4767" speaker="strongbad">Hello there, tacklebox. I'm such a big fan.</line>
<line start="4770" end="4816" speaker="cardgage">Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line,</line>
<line start="4816" end="4844" speaker="cardgage">the adaption will be complete.</line>
<line start="4846" end="4866" speaker="strongbad">You're gonna adopt me?</line>
<line start="4888" end="4903" speaker="strongbad">Aw, man!</line>
</transcript>
