Pistols For Pandas (organization)
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Pistols For Pandas (or PFP) is a group that gives pistols to pandas. Crack Stuntman is the national spokesperson for the group. In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2, Crack Stuntman calls and tells Marzipan to stop protesting at their rallies. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get". They claim to have supplied guns to 300 "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.
Technically, the weapons forming the eyebrows of the panda in the logo are not pistols, but revolvers.
