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ATTENTION ALL MORONS! I AM HADDIMAN! IF YOU ARE SMART YOU WILL BUTT'S TWELVE BY PIES. Thank you come again.NOW DANCE!
But sewiously, my name's Colton, Capitol C, and then olton.I'm that one kid that's always there no matter where you are. I've watched every strong bad email and waiting diligently for email #173 to see if strong bad really upgrades to an inkjet printa as seen in "montage".
aww... isn't he cute and adorable
aww... isn't he bloodthirsty and ferocious
aww... isn't he sucky and... unnatural