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<line start="18" end="100" speaker="strongbad">Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, email. Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick.</line>
<line start="101" end="133" speaker="strongbad">What? Dijjery-"Dear Strong Bad."</line>
<line start="133" end="174" speaker="strongbad">"You really do look old. How old are you anyways?"</line>
<line start="174" end="258" speaker="strongbad">"Your faithful fan, Andy", H-S-I-A-O, and sometimes Y, "from Taiwan."</line>
<line start="258" end="302" speaker="strongbad">Look Andyman, my age is a closely guarded secret,</line>
<line start="302" end="367" speaker="strongbad">protected by a sect of closely guarded monks high atop the Coches Mountains.</line>
<line start="367" end="416" speaker="strongbad">They would no sooner dance with a goat than divulge my age.</line>
<line start="416" end="455" speaker="strongbad">But they will bake you some crustly guarded bread!</line>
<line start="455" end="486" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, whattaya mean I look old?</line>
<line start="486" end="538" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Are you telling me the nightly nacho cheese masks aren't working?</line>
<line start="538" end="568" speaker="strongbad">I can't have the young peoples thinking I'm old!</line>
<line start="568" end="596" speaker="strongbad">Am I really losing the youth vote?</line>
<line start="596" end="640" speaker="strongbad">This calls for an EMERGENCY MARKETING MEETING!!!</line>
<line start="640" end="685" speaker="strongbad">Whaaa-donk. Click-click-click-click-click-click-click.</line>
<line start="685" end="710" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This is not a drill.</line>
<line start="710" end="770" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whaaa-donk. Click-click-click-click-click-click-click. This is not a drill.</line>
<line start="775" end="812" speaker="strongbad">Thank you all for coming on such short notice.</line>
<line start="815" end="867" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You represent the best, the brightest, the people I hate the least.</line>
<line start="867" end="915" speaker="strongbad">Except you, Marzipan. You're here because of legal reasons.</line>
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<line start="930" end="965" speaker="strongbad">Now what I need is an image overhaul.</line>
<line start="965" end="1002" speaker="strongbad">Something to reconnect me with the youth of today.</line>
<line start="1002" end="1090" speaker="strongbad">Something that says, "Sup my young parsons, I too am so on the go that I drink my yogurt from a tube."</line>
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