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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="senormortgage.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="48" end="76" speaker="announcer">Are you having a problem buying a home or something?</line> <line start="80" end="89" speaker="announcer">Fret no more!</line> <line start="101" end="113" speaker="cardgage">Hi there, Belindas.</line> <line start="119" end="176" speaker="cardgage">I'm Senor Cardgage for Senor Cardgage Mortgage.</line> <line start="180" end="218" speaker="cardgage">We can help you get a leg up on the pile</line> <line start="224" end="267" speaker="cardgage">Low rates, percent signs, I dunno...</line> <line start="279" end="289" speaker="announcer">Bad credit?</line> <line start="296" end="309" speaker="cardgage">No probalo!</line> <line start="367" end="392" speaker="cardgage">You name it, we've got it!</line> <line start="396" end="428" speaker="cardgage">Come along down for a free canceltation</line> <line start="433" end="470" speaker="cardgage">with one of our handsome talking experts</line> <line start="476" end="548" speaker="cardgage">One of them said they'd buy me lunch,<br />but I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A...</line> <line start="563" end="656" speaker="robot">Senor Cardgage Mort-gage helped consolidate my whole life<br />into this tiny box.</line> <line start="661" end="689" speaker="robot">Thanks, Senor Mortgage</line> <line start="696" end="724" speaker="cardgage">You're every welcome, Valerie.</line> <line start="729" end="784" speaker="cardgage">Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me<br />for more than 4 seconds!</line> <line start="792" end="837" speaker="singers">(singing)<i>Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance You Dreams!</i></line> <line start="840" end="858" speaker="singers">(singing)Come along down and dial:</line> <line start="970" end="993" speaker="cardgage">No probalo!</line> <line start="1005" end="1061" speaker="robot">Primary deoverride seven dash forty deuce. Directive six R.</line> <line start="1065" end="1131" speaker="robot" volume="0.9">Malfunctionmalfunction Cardgage mortgage mortgagemortgagemortgage<br />help consoli— help consoli— help consoli—</line> <line start="1160" end="1209" speaker="robot">My name is nooot Vaaleeriiieee...</line> </transcript>
