User:Defender1031

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My name is Dan. I was born on 10/31/86. My citizenship is in Washington DC but I currently reside in Jerusalem. I am a student here. Specifically, a student of computer science. That's right, I'm a nerd. And proud of it. I love Star Wars, Harry Potter, and of course HomestarRunner.net "it's dot com!" My IRC nicks are DeFender1031, D-Fender1031, and D-Fender.

Favorite Quotes

"I have a bad feeling about this" -Every Star Wars Character EVER

"Size matters not." "Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try." "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." -Master Yoda

"No, I am your father." -Darth Vader(I felt it was necessary to include this because people so often misquote it.)

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." -Dark Helmet "What's that make us?" -Lone Star "Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become." -Dark Helmet"

"All your base are belong to us." "You have no chance to escape, make your time." "For great justice, take off every zig." -Zero wing

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't." "Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, and all my base are belong to you." -Think Geek

"In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?" -Linux

"I just realized that all of my quotes are super-nerdy." -Me