Some Stupid Turkey
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An often overlooked toon on h*r.com, Strong Bad simply dresses up like a turkey and sings a song.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Bubs, Coach Z, The King of Town
Page Title: Strap on that feed bag!!
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Transcript
{Open to Strong Bad standing in a field in autumn, wearing a turkey constume.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Dun dun dun dun dun dun! Oh, I'm some stupid turkey, as stupid as they come! Cut off my head, stuff me with bread, go and suck your thumb!
{The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z appear from behind Strong Bad.}
ALL: Go...and...suck..your..thumb!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {no longer singing} Now let us go and partake of our wonderous feast!
{Screen blanks.}
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Hey, wait a minute, where's The King of Town?
{Cut to the King of Town, who is fatter than usual, and laying down. He turns green for a split second, then his face goes back to normal.}
THE KING OF TOWN: Doo hoo ooh..oooh....{hiccups} More gravy, please!
Fun Facts
- When the Back and Play Again buttons come up for the first time, they aren't clickable.
- After the KoT's cheeks puff up, he slowly begins turning green. Plus, this is the only time you see the King of Town fatter than he really is.
