Teen Girl Squad Issue 1
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Summary
TeenGirlSquad Episode #1
The very first one. The girls get ready to LOOK SO GOOD, but many a problem do they encounter. At least Cheerleader looks SO GOOD!
Transcript
Narrator Strong Bad: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader (cheer!)! So and So (fashion sense!)! What's Her Face (unpopular!)! The Ugly One (hygiene?)!
Cheerleader: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!!!
So and So: Word.
The Ugly One: Word.
What's Her Face: Word.
{A helicopter attacks the seagulls}
Cheerleader: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!!
So and So: A'ight.
The Ugly One: A'ight.
What's Her Face: A'ight.
{A robot zaps So and So's head with a laser}
Cheerleader: Kristen, you look burnt - or DEAD.
What's Her Face: I miss Kristin-a.
{Numerous arrows come flying through the air behind The Ugly One.}
The Ugly One: I have a crush on EVERY BOY!
{The Ugly One is pierced by arrows}
The Man with the Huge Mouth: ARROWED!
The Ugly One: OW! My skin!
{What's Her Face is kicked by a dinosaur}
What's Her Face: Dag, yo.
{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face}
Cheerleader: I look so good!
Narrator Strong Bad: IT'S OVER!!!!
The End
Easter Eggs
At the end, if you click on the "whats her face" headstone Strongbad will come out and have a little chat with Cheerleader.
Transcript
{Strong Bad walks on screen from the right}
Strong Bad: Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good. You want to go take a ride with me up to ah, Checkers? Or Rally's? Or em, Sonic Burger? ...whatever you guys got here.
Notice that the walk-on strong bad covers up the lines of the paper, whereas everything else in the scene doesn't.
