Store Thank You Messages
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After buying an item from the Store, you'll be taken to one of four Store Thank You Messages. Which one you get depends both on the time on your computer clock and luck of the draw. If you try to access the page without buying anything, you will be taken to a fifth bonus page.
Cast (in order of appearance): Bubs, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Marzipan
Places: Bubs' Concession Stand, Smoky Office, The Field, Homestar's House, Flash Plugin Page
Date: Monday, May 23, 2005
Total Running Time: 1:02
Page Title: Thank you so much for to buying our crap!!
Contents |
Bubs' Thank You
Running Time: 0:05
This is one of the three randomly chosen thank you pages, reached after buying something from the store between the hours of 5:00 am and 11:59 pm, according to your computer clock. It changes slightly according to the time of day you view it. If you reach this page between 5:00 and 5:59 am, it will have a red sunrise background. Between 6:00 am to 6:59 pm it will have a regular blue sky background, from 7:00 to 7:59 pm it will have a red sunset background, and from 8:00 to 11:59 pm it will have a starry sky background.
Transcript
BUBS: Hey, thanks for buying some of my junk! Oh! {places a sign on the stand that says "THANK YOUS $5"} That'll be five dollars!
Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You
Running Time: 0:11
This is one of the three randomly chosen thank you pages, reached after buying something from the store between the hours of 5:00 am and 11:59 pm, according to your computer clock.
Transcript
{Strong Bad is sitting in the Smoky Office surrounded by piles of cash and holding a glass of red wine.}
STRONG BAD: Thank you for all your money, er, business. All your business... that you gave us. {holds up a cigar} The Cheat? Another extremely expensive light, please.
{The Cheat comes in from the side of the screen, with a lit pile of money, and lights the cigar with it.}
Homestar and Marzipan's Thank You
Running Time: 0:23
This is one of the three randomly chosen thank you pages, reached after buying something from the store between the hours of 5:00 am and 11:59 pm, according to your computer clock. It changes slightly according to the time of day you view it. If you reach this page between 5:00 and 5:59 am, it will have a red sunrise background. Between 6:00 am to 5:59 pm it will have a regular blue sky background, from 7:00 to 7:59 pm it will have a red sunset background, and from 8:00 to 11:59 pm it will have a starry sky background.
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahem! {singing} I want to thank you for your purchase, toniiiiight, todaaaay! A-thank you!
MARZIPAN: {walking on with Carol} Okay Homestar, I'm ready to record the thank you song.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah, too late, go away.
MARZIPAN: {upset} All right, broken up.
Late Night Thank You
Running Time: 0:17
This thank you page is reached after buying something from the store between the hours of 12:00 and 4:59 am, according to your computer clock.
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {yawn} Oh, hi there. We appreciate you buying stuff from us and everything, but um, {yawn} you should really get to bed.
Back Door Message
Running Time: 0:06
This scene is reached by trying to view the thank you page without ordering something beforehand (see external links).
Transcript
STRONG BAD: Oh, thought you could sneak in the back door, eh? Why don't you buy something!?
Fun Facts
- To see the different purchase scenes, set your system clock between midnight and 4:59 am (or if already set there, between 5:00 am and midnight) then click on your back button. This can be done multiple times, just keep setting the clock to the desired time and going back. (Note: the same scene will always play when your clock is set between midnight and 4:59 am as stated above)
- The filename for Bubs' Thank You, thankyou_bubsness.swf, is a reference to the older version of the Broken Compy Menu.
