Homestar Presents: Presents
From Homestar Runner Wiki
Homestar does some last-minute Decemberween shopping.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homsar, Bubs, Coach Z, Marzipan, Pom Pom (Easter Egg), The King of Town (Easter Egg), The Poopsmith (Easter Egg)
Page Title: White and Drifted Snow, Yo!
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Transcript
{Wintery music plays as the camera zooms in on Homestar's clock; it flips from 9:59 to 10:00. Cut to Homestar Runner in bed yawning. Homestar sits up and looks out the window, and the music stops with a record needle sound.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh crap! I set the alarm for 10 PM instead of AM again!
{While Homestar says this, cut to outside Homestar's window looking in, then back inside again.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today!
{Another record needle sound as the camera focuses on a page-a-day calendar, which reads 'Dec. 25 - "The D'Ween, Yo."'}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh crap! It's Decemberween already!
{Homestar jumps out of bed and runs off, hitting the wall.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh crap! I ran into the door!
{Homestar gets up and runs off again. The camera shakes to banging noises offscreen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: (dryly) Oh crap, I fell down the stairs.
{Cut to outside Homestar's house. A naked Homestar leaps outside and looks around.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: (sighing) And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.
{Homestar looks up at the snow.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh, but it is snowing.
{Cut back to the calendar, over which the cartoon title appears, then to a mountain view with the the title "Blah blah blah - The Brothers Chaps", then to the side of a Decemberween-decorated side of Bubs' Concession Stand and the title "Vocal Styles by Missy & Matt", then to the Strongs' living room with and the title "Here we go."}
{In the Strongs' living room, a Capsela set and present wrappings are on the floor. Strong Mad is tossing a rock with a winking face drawn on it and a ribbon up and catching it.}
STRONG MAD: I love you, Tony Stony! (holding Tony Stony in front of his face) No, I love you more!
{The camera pans over to reveal Strong Bad playing with an extending claw toy in front of a box labelled "Grabbo Arm".}
STRONG BAD: This thing is awesome. The Grabbo Arm demands respect. (To Strong Mad) I'd like to see somebody front on this. Hey, The Cheat.
THE CHEAT: Meh?
STRONG BAD: Grab a-hold of that egg nog.
THE CHEAT: ("Okay" noise)
{The Cheat yelps as Strong Bad extends the Grabbo Arm to grab him, wearing antlers and holding a glass of egg nog.}
STRONG BAD: Thanks, man.
{Cut outside, to Homsar waving a paintbrush, standing next to a Salvation Army-like red pail with a sign over it reading "Baked Beans". Homestar runs by, then skids to a stop in the snow and turns around.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Listen up, shortstop. I need some presents.
HOMSAR: Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhm, I don't know what any of that means, but I will make use of your complimentary spit bucket. Ah-ptoo!
{Homestar spits into the bucket and runs off.}
HOMSAR: You're a real state trooper.
{Homestar runs across the countryside in silhouette, then to Bubs' Concession Stand.}
HOMESTAR: (quickly) Bubs I need to buy everyone and their brother a Decemberween present! (panting)
BUBS: Running a little late, aren't we Homestar?
{Zoom in on Homestar.}
HOMESTAR: I've got an hour and firty-five minutes. What do you got?
BUBS: (motioning to his left) Well, there's a bunch of my ought-four crap in that filthy box over there. Gotta make room for the ought-five crap!
