Homestar Presents: Presents
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Homestar does some last-minute Decemberween shopping.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homsar, Bubs, Coach Z, Marzipan, Pom Pom (Easter Egg), The King of Town (Easter Egg), The Poopsmith (Easter Egg)
Page Title: White and Drifted Snow, Yo!
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Transcript
{Wintery music plays as the camera zooms in on Homestar's clock; it flips from 9:59 to 10:00. Cut to Homestar Runner in bed yawning. Homestar sits up and looks out the window, and the music stops with a record needle sound.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh crap! I set the alarm for 10 PM instead of AM again!
{While Homestar says this, cut to outside Homestar's window looking in, then back inside again.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today!
{Another record needle sound as the camera focuses on a page-a-day calendar, which reads 'Dec. 25 - "The D'Ween, Yo."'}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh crap! It's Decemberween already!
{Homestar jumps out of bed and runs off, hitting the wall.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh crap! I ran into the door!
{Homestar gets up and runs off again. The camera shakes to banging noises offscreen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: (dryly) Oh crap, I fell down the stairs.
{Cut to outside Homestar's house. A naked Homestar leaps outside and looks around.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: (sighing) And now, I ran out of the house naked somehow.
{Homestar looks up at the snow.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh, but it is snowing.
{Cut back to the calendar, over which the cartoon title appears, then to a mountain view with the the title "Blah blah blah - The Brothers Chaps", then to the side of a Decemberween-decorated side of Bubs' Concession Stand and the title "Vocal Styles by Missy & Matt", then to the Strongs' living room with and the title "Here we go."}
{In the Strongs' living room, a Capsela set and present wrappings are on the floor. Strong Mad is tossing a rock with a winking face drawn on it and a ribbon up and catching it.}
STRONG MAD: I love you, Tony Stony!
{The camera pans over to reveal Strong Bad playing with an extending claw toy.}
STRONG MAD: (holding Tony Stony in front of his face) No, I love you more!
{The camera pans over to Strong Bad in front of a "Grabbo Arm" box.}
