Foods used as phones

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Using foods as phones is something that Homestar Runner has done on at least two known occasions. He appears to use it with foods he likes, and doesn't understand the fact that these items aren't actually phones.

Appearances

• Where The Crap Are We? - Homestar uses a Twinkie as a phone to speak with "General Pencilface".
  • Although Homestar imitates the telephone's ringing noise, a real clicking noise is heard when he hangs up.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 - Homestar uses a banana that he believes is Pom Pom's cell phone to text message Marzipan.