Store Thank You Messages
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After buying an item from the Store, you'll be taken to one of four Thank You pages. Which one you get depends both on the time on your computer clock, and luck of the draw. If you try to access the page without buying anything, you will be taken to a fifth bonus page.
Cast (in order of appearance): Bubs, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Marzipan
Places: Bubs' Concession Stand, Smoky Office, The Field, Homestar's House, Flash Plugin Page
Date: Monday, May 23, 2005
Running Time: ?:??
Page Title: Thank you so much for to buying our crap!!
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Transcript 1
BUBS: Hey, thanks for buying my junk! Oh! {places a sign on the stand that says "THANK YOUS $5"} That'll be five dollars!
Transcript 2
STRONG BAD: Thank you for all your money, er, business. All your business... that you gave us. {holds up a [[Cigarettes#Cigars|cigar} The Cheat? Another extremely expensive light, please. {The Cheat comes in from the side of the screen, with a lit pile of money, and lights the cigar with it.}
Transcript 3
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahem! {singing} I want to thank you for your purchase, toniiiiight, todaaaay! A-thank you! MARZIPAN: {walking on with Carol} Okay Homestar, I'm ready to record the thank you song. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah, too late, go away. MARZIPAN: {upset} All right, broken up.
Transcript 4
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {yawn} Oh, hi there. We appreciate you buying stuff from us and everything, but um, {yawn} you should really get to bed.
Transcript 5
STRONG BAD: Oh, thought you could sneak in the back door, eh? Why don't you buy something?
- After you buy something, you are taken to a thank you page. During the day, or any time before midnight, one of three scenes is seen. It is currently unknown what causes the different videos to appear, but it has been speculated that it is based on the number of times the thank you page has been accessed, the time on your clock, or it could be random. The scenes will change with your clock, viewing any outdoor scene will show a blue sky during the day, a red sunset in the evening, and a starry sky at night.
- It will load the store front page after the scene is over. To see the different scenes, set your system clock between midnight and 5AM (or if already set there, between 5AM and midnight) then click on your back button. This can be done multiple times, just keep changing the clock and going back. (Note: the same scene will always play when your clock is set between midnight and 5AM as stated above)
