Store Thank You Messages
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After buying an item from the Store, you'll be taken to one of four Thank You pages. Which one you get depends both on the time on your computer clock, and luck of the draw. If you try to access the page without buying anything, you will be taken to a fifth bonus page.
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Bubs' Thank You
Cast (in order of appearance): Bubs
Places: Bubs' Concession Stand
Date: Monday, May 23, 2005
Running Time: ?:??
Page Title: Thank you so much for to buying our crap!!
Transcript
BUBS: Hey, thanks for buying my junk! Oh! {places a sign on the stand that says "THANK YOUS $5"} That'll be five dollars!
Strong Bad's Thank You
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat
Places: Smoky Office
Date: Monday, May 23, 2005
Running Time: ?:??
Page Title: Thank you so much for to buying our crap!!
Transcript
STRONG BAD: Thank you for all your money, er, business. All your business... that you gave us. {holds up a cigar} The Cheat? Another extremely expensive light, please. {The Cheat comes in from the side of the screen, with a lit pile of money, and lights the cigar with it.}
Homestar And Marzipan Thank You
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Marzipan
Places: The Field
Date: Monday, May 23, 2005
Running Time: ?:??
Page Title: Thank you so much for to buying our crap!!
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahem! {singing} I want to thank you for your purchase, toniiiiight, todaaaay! A-thank you! MARZIPAN: {walking on with Carol} Okay Homestar, I'm ready to record the thank you song. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah, too late, go away. MARZIPAN: {upset} All right, broken up.
Nighttime Thank You
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner
Places: Homestar's House
Date: Monday, May 23, 2005
Running Time: ?:??
Page Title: Thank you so much for to buying our crap!!
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {yawn} Oh, hi there. We appreciate you buying stuff from us and everything, but um, {yawn} you should really get to bed.
Back Door Thank You
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Flash Plugin Page
Date: Monday, May 23, 2005
Running Time: ?:??
Page Title: Thank you so much for to buying our crap!!
Transcript
STRONG BAD: Oh, thought you could sneak in the back door, eh? Why don't you buy something?
- After you buy something, you are taken to a thank you page. During the day, or any time before midnight, one of three scenes is seen. It is currently unknown what causes the different videos to appear, but it has been speculated that it is based on the number of times the thank you page has been accessed, the time on your clock, or it could be random. The scenes will change with your clock, viewing any outdoor scene will show a blue sky during the day, a red sunset in the evening, and a starry sky at night.
- The first "day" scene shows Bubs at his Concession Stand.
- BUBS: Hey, thanks for buying my junk! Oh! {places a sign on the stand that says "THANK YOUS $5"} That'll be five dollars!
- The second shows Strong Bad in a room filled with money, holding a glass of wine.
- STRONG BAD: Thank you for all your money, er, business. All your business... that you gave us. {holds up a cigar} The Cheat? Another extremely expensive light, please. {The Cheat comes in from the side of the screen, with a lit pile of money, and lights the cigar with it.}
- The third shows Homestar Runner in The Field.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahem! {singing} I want to thank you for your purchase, toniiiiight, todaaaay! A-thank you!
- MARZIPAN: {walking on with Carol} Okay Homestar, I'm ready to record the thank you song.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah, too late, go away.
- MARZIPAN: {upset} All right, broken up.
- At night (after midnight and before 5 AM), it always shows Homestar's House, unlit. Homestar walks in in pajamas, with his cinnamon beard.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {yawn} Oh, hi there. We appreciate you buying stuff from us and everything, but um, {yawn} you should really get to bed.
- If you go to the link without buying anything, it shows the Mozilla "missing plugin" icon that says "After installing the plugin, click here." Strong Bad arrives.
- STRONG BAD: Oh, thought you could sneak in the back door, eh? Why don't you buy something?
- It will load the store front page after the scene is over. To see the different scenes, set your system clock between midnight and 5AM (or if already set there, between 5AM and midnight) then click on your back button. This can be done multiple times, just keep changing the clock and going back. (Note: the same scene will always play when your clock is set between midnight and 5AM as stated above)
- The first "day" scene shows Bubs at his Concession Stand.
- When you look at your shopping cart, various items will randomly generate small flash scenes with text on the page, with links to other popular items:
- Strong Bad standing alone with a "GAR
BAGE SALE" sign.- STRONG BAD: Oh yeah?! You think that stuff is so great? Well, check out this other crap!!
- Flicking the lightswitch, with a glowstick:
- THE CHEAT: They told me to tell you that you'd also like these things. meh.
- Sitting at the concession stand:
- BUBS: If you like that stuff, check this junk out!
- Trogdor Chasing a peasant, both drawn in pixel art.
- TROGDOR: This other stuf'll really burninate your cottage, peasant.
- Strong Bad standing alone with a "GAR
