User:Choc-O-Lardiac Arrest
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Hey you guys. im Cola, known as Cola, and is bassically hated on the forums. well, not much hated, just more like, err...... Dissliked by a select few.
That is me.
Conflict
The Conflict is getting an Xbox360. sofar, i havent been able to find one. a coupla weeks ago, i was at a target in the early morning, and there one was. sitting right there behind the glass was the Xbox360 Premium. i called up my father and asked for him to transfer $400.00 into my bank account for it, and he didnt. the second he said that he was going to do it, it was too late. some Chick dressed in a purple jumpsuit got to it. that was the closest i ever came to buying one.
SPELLING ERROR'D
yeah,yeah,yeah, i get numerouse complaints about spelling and grammar, but i could really care less. i learned that as long as a word is spelled with the exact letters, where only the first and last letter is spelled correctly, the other letters can be mixed around and not in order. watch: Hey, You Guys, I Ralely Lkie all of You guys. but i Htae Erevy tihng Auobt you.
amazing, huh?
A Short Story
By: Cola
The Great Old Ones
I have seen theese "Old Ones" before. They Live Beyond the Gateway to the Dreamlands. i have Visited CelephaIs before. Thats where The Old Ones live. I knew many of the Old Ones, they had all been there during the Destruction a Sarnath, Mnar. many of the old ones that i followed and that had allowed me to be in their presence during my nightly stay in the Dreamlands, were the Great old ones 'Byatis' 'Glaaki' 'Hastur' and the father of Cthulhu, 'Yog-Sothoth'. theese were the ones who had Caused the Necronomicon to be left upon the earth during the final days of their mayhem with their cults. i always wondered why Cthulhu was never around. Cthulhu, Being the most powerful of the Great Old Ones, would surley have floated amok in the Dreamlands, For he hadnt been Summond back to earth. but then i wondered... what if Cthulhu was summond back to earth? The sunken City of Ry'leh would have risen back among the plains of the earth, and the rest of the great Old Ones would be able to go back among their homes, Thyoph, Xiclotl, Shaggai, and so forth. if Cthulhu was summond, why didnt he re-open the Seven gates Of the Necronomicon and released all of the great ones from their slumber in the Dreamlands? perhaps he had not yet been freed from his slumber in Ry'leh, and was Awaiting The Watchers of his cult to free him, for as the Necronomicon Says:
That which is not dead can eternal lie,And with strange aeons, even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
and with that logic, i could not see why he wouldnt open the gates to set them free. my mind began to drift, and as quickly as i had arrived, I had been ejected back into my Dimension of earth, forgetting all that had happend. this happens commonly, i could not Remember what happens in the Dreamlands for it is Another Dimension, and that which is thought or created there, Stays there.
