User:The Paper
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I'm Teh P... (Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off)
I am currently a forum moderator over at StrongFans.com Forum "Home of The Cheat's Music Player!"
In general, I like to wikignome around, add screenshots wherever possible, and (gasp!) contribute to articles.
The admins InterruptorJones, Stu, Tom, and JoeyDay all did an outstanding job helping us adjust from WikkiTikkiTavi to MediaWiki. Props to JoeyDay for creating a separate wiki fanstuff section!
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Favorite The Paper-Related Quotes
new! Strong Bad acquaints The Paper with Sterrance in SB email #119 - "animal":
- "Psssh! The Paper, come on down and meet your new brother!"
- "Lappy's not going to bite you or tear at your perforated edges!"
- "Lappy, this is The Paper. He lets me know when I've stopped being funny!"
STRONG BAD: "THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME." - SB email #110 "for kids"
STRONG BAD: "Talk to my man with the green and white stripes!" - SB email #101 "car"
STRONG BAD: "The paper, would you bring this fine email to a close?" - SB email #81 "date"
STRONG BAD:: "What? The paper? This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up!" - SB email #50 "50 emails"
Future after Strong Bad Email #173?
Is obsolescence in the distant future?
Given the current rate of 1 (one) Strong Bad email per week, yes.
Provided the statement embedded in the image is, indeed, true,
The Paper will be phased out within one year. *sniffs sadly*
Dot Matrix printing technology sure was innovative back in 1985.
"Preeowwww"
{The Paper makes a noise as it comes down}
- ^ You can "rediscover" the web, too!
