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Hey there Bill. Glad to have you aboard. I know Rogue Leader has already welcomed you, but I also want to drop a note to say hi. It looks like the information below is the beginnings of a page that you plan on creating. If that's the case, then I have a suggestion for you: You should build pages on a user subpage (for example, User:Bill Martinson/Prank Calls), and then when you're ready, use the move button at the top to transfer your page to its final home. The advantage to using a subpage is that this page can be used for user discussion, such as this message. Incidentally, I learned something about "comprise" today, and I have you to thank for it. — It's dot com 18:17, 30 November 2005 (UTC)

Beginning in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1, Strong Bad has repeatedly prank-called Marzipan pretending to be (and referencing) various fake personae. Although many of his pranks involve impersonating other known characters, these phony aliases represent heretofore unknown persons whose very names betray their fictionalism — especially those with the telltale "-body" ending.

In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2, Strong Bad tried to pass along his craft to Homestar Runner, with pathetic results. Homestar and Marzipan have also used a few ridiculous aliases of their own.

Strong Bad

Mr. Nobody (from the Toilet Patrol) - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1
Detective Everybody (down here at the station) - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2
Constable Anybody (over here at the Royal Society for Total Dorks) - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5
Dr. Professional - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6
Safety Dan (over here at the Safety Squad) - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7
Sweepstakes Ron - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8
Cableman Jorge - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2
Bob Statesman (I'm running for Elected Official this Tuesday), a.k.a. Senator Statesbob and Senator Bobblehead - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2
Runoff Camdidate Cory - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2

Homestar Runner

Telephone operator recording ("doo, Doo, DOO — the number you have reached is not your boyfriend calling you right now") - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6
Dead Guy Perez (alternately known as the D.G.P.) - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7
Batman - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2
Sugar-face - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2
A pretend guy that comes around and gets run over by a lawnmower blade - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2
The Goatface Killa - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2

Marzipan

Not Marzipan - Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2

Category:Running Gags

Fabricated

Characters that are mentioned or "heard" but not seen, and that for the most part were just made up on the spot as part of a deception.

Marzipan's Answering Machine:
- Mr. Nobody (from the Toilet Patrol) - Strong Bad in Version 1
- Detective Everybody (down here at the station) - Strong Bad in Version 2
- Constable Anybody (over here at the Royal Society for Total Dorks) - Strong Bad in Version 5
- Dr. Professional - Strong Bad in Version 6
- Strong Bad's girlfriend - fabricated by Strong Bad in Version 6
- Telephone operator recording - Homestar Runner in Version 6
- Dead Guy Perez (alternately known as the D.G.P.) - Homestar Runner in Version 7
- Safety Dan (over here at the Safety Squad) - Strong Bad in Version 7
- Sweepstakes Ron - Strong Bad in Version 8
- Cableman Jorge - Strong Bad in Version 9.2
- Batman - Homestar Runner in Version 10.2
- Sugar-face - Homestar Runner in Version 10.2
- A pretend guy that comes around and gets run over by a lawnmower blade - Homestar Runner in Version 10.2
- Bob Statesman (I'm running for Elected Official this Tuesday), a.k.a. Senator Statesbob and Senator Bobblehead - Strong Bad in Version 11.2
- Camdidate Cory - fabricated by Strong Bad in Version 11.2
- Not Marzipan - Marzipan in Version 12.2
- The Goatface Killa - Homestar Runner in Version 12.2