Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA
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Strong Bad's Mount Ridesplace, USA is a theme park that Strong Bad created in the email "theme park." Although the park's motto is "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle," the fine print requests that grandmothers are not actually brought to the park. Mount Ridesplace appears to be located behind the fence in Strongbadia and features many rides and the antics of the Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots. Because this theme park is expensive, Strong Bad needs to steal money from actresses more famous than those he is currently stealing from.
Attractions
The following are all the known attractions in Mount RidesPlace.
- Bowels of Trogdor – The flagship roller coaster. It keeps spinning you around in circles until you either throw up or catch fire somehow. Unfortunately (or, possibly fortunately) you have to be as tall as Trogdor's Beefy arm to ride.
- The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular – In this show Strong Sad stands on a stage dressed as a witch while Strong Mad decks him repeatedly every hour.
- Throw Game – In the throw game you have to get the blue rings in the bottle (not on it). Bubs hosts the game. If you win you get a Bubs doll with a horn.
- Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land – The Cheat has to go here because he's not tall enough to ride the Bowels of Trogdor.
Riverquest Safariventure
Until he gets his full funding, Strong Bad makes ends meet with the “Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure.” It's possible that The Cheat gives tours on the ride as well. Some of the "dangers" found on the Riverquest Safariventure include a falling rock and a headhunter (played by the cardboard cutout of a bear holding a shark). Apparently, it costs $3,000 to ride. He seems to have given up on this enterprise, however, as the "boat" was later sold at his garage sale for $1.04.
