Commandos in the Classroom
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Commandos in the Classroom
Edutainment at its finest!
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Fightgar, Crackotage, Reynold, Blue Laser minion , Blue Laser Commander, Reinforcements
Places: Cheat Commandos HQ, Price Style
Date: September 13, 2005
Running Time: 4:15
Page Title: Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips!
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Transcript
CRACKOTAGE: Movie night is my favorite night. I think it is my favorite night. Hee hee hoo hoo!
SILENT RIP: Are you even trying anymore?
GUNHAVER: All right boys, time for a little R and R. Tonight we've got the old family favorite Pony Fights 2!!!
{the big screen cuts to the green rating screen. It says "THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR CERTIAN AUDIENCES BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST. IT BE RATED PG-13 FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND VERY ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS.}
EVERYBODY: Yay! Yeah! All Right! PG-13!
GUNHAVER: Uh, sorry Reynold, I'm afraid lights out for you at oh-now hundred hours!
FIGHTGAR: Yeah, all that cuss-language might give you nightmares. Ah-ha ha ha.
REYNOLD: Oh, I can handle it, whay I can even swear and cuss myself! A-hem. Diaper-biscuits.
OTHER COMMANDOS: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
REYNOLD: Oh, I can't do anything right. I might as well go home and get teen pregnant.
{The other commandos gasp, the Blue Las-Alert siren sounds once.}
GUNHAVER: Careful there, cuss-mando, you just made an inappropriate peer to teen choice behavior!
REYNOLD: A whaaa?
{cut to the black and white Commandos in the Classroom logo, which looks like Reynold in a mortar cap pointing a pointer at an A+}
ANNOUNCER: Commandos in the Classroom
{Cut to another black and white slide reading "LESSON 4: INAPPROPRIATE PEER-2-TEEN CHOICE BEHAVIORS *TEACHERS, USE THIS TIME TO CATCH A NAP OR HAVE A SMOKE.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "Lesson"
- Click on "Guys"
- Click on "Seriously"
Fun Facts
Explanations
- SAP is an auxiliary audio channel for television that can be broadcast or transmitted both over the air and by cable TV. It is often used for an alternate language.
- PG-13 is one of the film ratings used in the Motion Picture Association of America film rating system.
- '50s-style educational films
Goofs
- "Every day" is misspelled at the end. In that context, it should be two words.
Inside References
- This episode of Cheat Commandos is written by A. Chimendez Jr.
Real-World References
- Teen Choice Awards
External Links
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