strongbad email.exe Disc Four

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The title given to this article is incorrect due to technical limitations. The correct title is strongbad_email.exe Disc Four.
This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 3

This is for Disc Four of strongbad_email.exe, released separately from the first three around eight months after their release. This disc contains e-mails #101-130. To see artwork for Disc Four, see strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork.

Contents

FBI Warning

The FBI Warning for Disc Four.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner

Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{Homestar walks up to the text, and then looks around quickly.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh! Look at me! I'm on TVD! {walks off}

Introduction

Introduction for Disc Four.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Female Lappy 486

Transcript

{Open to a shot of the shotgunned wall with a flashing wire and a spiderweb on the toppled Floppy Disk Container.}

STRONG BAD: {from offscreen} It is a time of desolation, chaos, and DVDs. Then one day, from offscreen, {trumpets are heard as the camera pans to Strong Bad's sillhouette} comes a man. {He walks forward and can be seen more clearly now.} A man with a severely beige box. I MEAN LAPTOP COMPUTER!! {He tosses the Lappy onto his desk.} Hit me with the dum-ding, Lappy! {The Lappy plays its startup noise.} The Paper, come down, have breakfast with the family!

{The Paper comes down with the menu options. After some time has passed, the camera zooms in on the Lappy and female Lappy's icon appears and speaks.}

FEMALE LAPPY 486: Strong Bad, why do they take wait, so long? Many times have prooty passed.

STRONG BAD: I don't know what the crap you're saying, Lappy, but I'd follow you anywhere.

FEMALE LAPPY 486: I'm of a style.

Contents

E-mails

Bonus Stuff

Bonus Menu Transcript

Did you just say bonus stuff?

{Again in 3D, the camera flies through the Rec Room past Strong Mad on the couch and The Cheat in the crisper drawer, both watching TV, on its way to the Trogdor arcade machine.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG MAD: Did you just say bonus stuff?

{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}

STRONG BAD: All right, choosey, time's up, I'm playing Trogdor. {He plays.} Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. {He dies.} What? What's wrong with this stupid game? {He pounds the machine.}

Easter Eggs

Fun Facts

Inside References

  • The introduction is largely taken from animal.
  • The Female Lappy 486 is from dreamail.

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