Where the Crap Are We?
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Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad
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Transcript
{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Strong Bad, could you give me a hand with this--
STRONG BAD: {interrupting} Wait a minute, shut up. Where the crap ARE we?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno. Someplace.
STRONG BAD: What're we doing here? It's like we're in Blue Fadey Land or something.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhhhm... maybe this is heaven! We're dead!
STRONG BAD: No, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies.
{Homestar looks to his left, and produces a Twinkie from offscreen}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here's a Twinkie.
STRONG BAD: Oh. Maybe this IS heaven!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, and it's just you and me forever!
{Strong Bad slowly turns his head toward the camera as Homestar says this. As Strong Bad speaks, the background grows red}
STRONG BAD: Wait a minute! This isn't heaven!!!
{Strong Bad flies to the left side of the screen and starts pounding on it}
STRONG BAD: AUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
{Strong Bad slides down off the bottom of the screen}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, you're right. I think it's Massachusetts.
Easter Eggs
- Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.
Easter Egg Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {imitating telephone} Brinnng! Brinnng!
{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day! {puts the Twinkie down in midair, with a telephone click noise}
{Homestar looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops and puts his leg down}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um . . . I really don't think there's a way out of here.
Fun Facts
- This cartoon is only available via an easter egg in the Macromedia program Central. For detailed instructions on how to access it, you can read about it here.
