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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail176.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="16" end="101" speaker="other">Your patience is very "unportant" to us. Please check back later in this labor dabor!</line> <line start="101" end="102" speaker="strongbad"><!-- start at 16 --><i>(singing)</i> Gropin' around in the dark, tryin' ta find an email! Da-da-da-blue-got-a-now!</line> <line start="102" end="122" speaker="strongbad">"Hails and Horns, Strong Bad!"</line> <line start="122" end="142" speaker="strongbad">(rock-ish scream)</line> <line start="142" end="177" speaker="strongbad">"Have you ever been watching your favorite shows and sequels...</line> <line start="177" end="245" speaker="strongbad">"...and suddenly realized that your favorite character has been unscrupulously replaced with another actor?</line> <line start="245" end="295" speaker="strongbad">"Nicholas & Antonio, Lansing, Michigan."</line> <line start="295" end="326" speaker="strongbad">Wait, you guys are really asking me that?</line> <line start="326" end="353" speaker="strongbad">We do that to you people all the time.</line> <line start="353" end="389" speaker="strongbad">There've been like twelve King of Towns.</line> <line start="389" end="415" speaker="strongbad">And are you telling me you've already forgotten about <span style="visibilty:hidden">the original Bubs?</span></line> <line start="415" end="440" speaker="strongbad">And are you telling me you've already forgotten about the original Bubs?</line> <line start="440" end="484" speaker="homestar">Hi, Original Bubs! How's original business?</line> <line start="484" end="529" speaker="other"><!-- Someone fill this in for me when we make a speech style for Original Bubs. -->Hey, Homestar. I can see you from here!</line> <line start="529" end="558" speaker="homestar">That's some great eyesight, Original Bubs!</line> <line start="558" end="580"><strongbad voiceover="y">But it wasn't all good eyesight and cheap prices!</strongbad></line> <line start="580" end="600"><strongbad voiceover="y">But it wasn't all good eyesight and cheap prices!</strongbad><sfx>creepy music</sfx></line> <line start="600" end="670"><strongbad voiceover="y">Behind the scenes lay a thick bubbling pit of crude turmoil!</strongbad><sfx>creepy music</sfx></line> <line start="670" end="730" speaker="other">Who ate all the mayo off of my egg salad?! And how?!</line> <line start="730" end="780" speaker="kingoftown">It's a proprietary technique I can't reveal!</line> <line start="780" end="833" speaker="other">This is the first and last straw! I'm outta here, you amateurs!</line> <line start="833" end="898" sfx="sfx">music</line> <line start="898" end="929" speaker="strongbad">With Original Bubs' future uncertain...</line> <line start="929" end="982" speaker="strongbad">...we had to come up with some pretty creative ways to write him into stories...</line> <line start="982" end="1010" speaker="strongbad">...so that viewers didn't know he was gone.</line> <line start="1010" end="1096" speaker="homestar"><!-- I do not wish to clutter the thing with "static" subtitles. -->Well, Original Bubs, who is totally behind that refrigerator box, says <i>I</i> won the yodelling contest.</line> <line start="1096" end="1144" speaker="homestar">Well, Original Bubs, who is totally behind that dishwasher box...</line> <line start="1144" end="1170" speaker="homestar">...behind that washer/dryer box...</line> <line start="1170" end="1192" speaker="homestar">...that hot water heater box...</line> <line start="1192" end="1229" speaker="homestar">...behind that... toothpick sculpture?</line> <line start="1229" end="1273" speaker="strongbad">Once it became apparent that Original Bubs was gone for good...</line> <line start="1273" end="1317" speaker="strongbad">...there was an interim period of rotating guest Bubs.</line> <line start="1317" end="1359" speaker="strongbad">Like when talk show hosts have surgery, or go to jail.</line> <line start="1359" end="1415" speaker="homestar">Hey there, Senator Cardgage Bubs! Lemme get a manilla cheese Coke!</line> <line start="1415" end="9999" speaker="senorcardgage"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line> <line start="9999" end="9999" speaker="strongbad"></line>
