Crazy Go Nuts University
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Crazy Go Nuts University | |
Motto | The future is you... probably. |
Established | Unknown |
School type | Private |
Chancellor | Unknown |
Prinicpal | Strong Bad |
Enrollment | Unknown |
Campus surroundings | Field and Fence |
Sports Teams | Crazy Go Nuts Dumples |
Mascot | The Jolly Dumple |
Campus Radio Station | 89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU |
Crazy Go Nuts University is a university created and run by Strong Bad. To attend CGNU, send in the free art test consisting of drawing a guy with a big knife. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of you. A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed. The only known room is a prinicpal's office.
Courses offered
There is a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:
- Cheesing People Off
- Indian-Giving
- Cutting Ones
- Doing Some Other Things
- Home Invasion
- Cracking Wise
- World Domination
- Sending Me (Strong Bad) a Dollar
- Total Spaceship Guy
- TV / VCR Repair
or
- Get your Degree!
The Golf Club Team
The CGNU Golf Club Team has a game every day at 6pm. So far the only known teams they have played are Pile of Electronics State and Homestar's Knees Tech. According to Strong Bad, the team is undefeated. Their fight song lyrics are reprinted here.
Fighting, and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is.
Excellence, and what is valor?
And the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club!
C! G! N! . . . U!
"(See-Gee-IN-YOU!) (me?)"
Appearances
- Homestar Quiz
- Email CGNU
- Email theme party (Easter egg)
- Email mascot
- Email different town (scoreboard)
- Email radio