Homestarmy
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Homestarmy is a fighting force lead by Colonel Homestar Runner (pronounced "col-o-nel" by Homestar). The force consists of 5 troops: Colonel Homestar, Strong Sad (who appears to be vice-colonel), Homsar, The Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife, and apopcorn machine named Bennedatto. Homestar has been known to try to get $5 from his soldiers often. In their greatest known campaign, they try to invade Strongbadia. As the events in the Strong Bad Email army show, the Homestarmy agrees to cancel the invasion so Strong Bad and Strong Mad can play badminton and their disorganized retreat results in the wounding of Third-Style Private Bennedetto.
Insignificant historians have concluded that the Homestarmy could have barely succeeded in their conquest of Strongbadia, considering that they had 3 live recruits. The other two, being inatomate objects, could have been used as ammunition. Strongbad's forces consisted merely of himself, Strong Mad, and The Cheat. Seeing as how The Cheat is obviously useless in combat and Strong Bad's physical condition is not much better, Strongbadia had but one able defender who could have easily been overwhelmed. But hey, this is what could have happened but it didn't.
With Frank Bennedetto fully healed, the Homestarmy returned to their duties of ensuring that no one worked on Labor Day.
It appears that cereal bowls are the Homestarmy uniform: all members except Frank Bennedetto wear one.
Members
- Homestar Runner - Colonel
- Frank Bennedetto - Third-Style Private
- Homsar - Rank Unknown
- Painting of a guy with a big knife - Rank Unknown
- Strong Sad - Rank Unknown
Appearances
- army (debut)
- Labor Dabor
- Wallpaper: armywallpaper3.jpg
