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being mean Comentary

HOMESTAR: Mike why didn't you call this email be-sing mean?

MIKE: Be-sing mean? Well it's a Strong Bad Email, and Strong Bad-- says being mean. Only you say be-sing mean.

HOMESTAR: No it's the real way to do it, Strong Bad be-s mean.

MIKE: d--

HOMESTAR: Do you see the difference? I can say being mean, I know what that means.

MIKE: Okay.

HOMESTAR: Strong Bad doesn't be mean to me.

MIKE: He be-s mean?

HOMESTAR: He be-s me-s.

MIKE: Wait, bees?

HOMESTAR: {laughes} Well--

MIKE: Are bees involeved?

HOMESTAR: It's as stinging as a bee.

MIKE: Oh.

HOMESTAR: He has used- He HAS used bees. Prepeviosly.

MIKE: Hot bees?

HOMESTAR: Hot bees.

{pause}

HOMESTAR: So, why would you ask Strong Bad be-s nice, 'you know?

MIKE: It teaches kids to be-s nice?

HOMESTAR: Yeah.

MIKE: Yeah?

HOMESTAR: He's a poor wole model. Wu- Wuubuger. Wuggha- WUUBUGER.

MIKE: {laughes} Havin' some problem, with the wor--

HOMESTAR: No I got it now. Just had it in close to the mike'.

MIKE: Oh okay {laughes]

HOMESTAR: Yeah. {pause} Ummmm... {pause} You know. Why does that guy live with his ex-wife's parents?

MIKE: {laughes}

HOMESTAR: What kind of weird arangment is that like?

MIKE: {laughes} His ex wife probably left him for... stunt man.

HOMESTAR: Oooh!

MIKE: Or a--

HOMESTAR: Like Crack Stuntman?

MIKE: Rodeo clown?

HOMESTAR: Okay.

MIKE: And the parent in laws probably felt sorry for him because--

HOMESTAR: OOOH look at all of those flavors! I had, um Green Mint.

MIKE: Uh-huh.

HOMESTAR: Yellow Sun.

MIKE: {laughes}

HOMESTAR: Purple... Grapes.

MIKE: {laughes} Uh-huh.

HOMESTAR: And the other coler, which we didn't get a chance to look at.

MIKE: So grape, artifitialy grape, artifitial grape flavor, are

HOMESTAR: I'd had some grape gatawag.

MIKE: Doesn't taste like grapes.

HOMESTAR: No It tastes like melted grape flavored popsicles.

MIKE: {laughes} Yeah.

HOMESTAR: Which doesn't taste like grapes either.