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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="costumecommercial.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="28" end="69" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Introducing all new Homestar Halloween Costumes and Products.</line> <line start="69" end="110" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Do not ask me to speak up again because this is as loud as I'm gonna get.</line> <line start="110" end="130" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">If you don't like it, you can find someo-</line> <line start="130" end="166" speaker="announcer">Introducing all-new Homerun Hitter Halloween Costumes and Products!</line> <line start="166" end="187" speaker="announcer">Choose from all your favorites!</line> <line start="187" end="193" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! <span style="visibility:hidden"> Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</span></line> <line start="193" end="203" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! <span style="visibility:hidden"> The Cheat!</span></line> <line start="203" end="213" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line> <line start="213" end="232" speaker="announcer">Each comes with its own authentic</line> <line start="232" end="240" speaker="announcer">cheap<span style="visibility:hidden"> costume-ish pullover!</span></line> <line start="240" end="250" speaker="announcer">cheap costume-ish <span style="visibility:hidden"> pullover!</span></line> <line start="250" end="261" speaker="announcer">cheap costume-ish pullover!</line> <line start="265" end="280" speaker="homestar">Candy!</line> <line start="280" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Oh, hello neighborhood kid.</line> <line start="304" end="334" speaker="strongbad">Let's see who you're dressed as this year.</line> <line start="334" end="345" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... <span style="visibility:hidden"> crappy plastic Bubs mask.</span></line> <line start="345" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... crappy plastic Bubs mask.</line> <line start="368" end="376" speaker="homestar">Yeah.</line> <line start="376" end="405" speaker="strongbad">And a crappier plastic apron</line> <line start="405" end="450" speaker="strongbad">with a picture of Bubs on it that says "Bubs!" on it.</line> <line start="450" end="488" speaker="homestar">Mm-hmm. Just like Bubs all the time wears -</line> <line start="488" end="516" speaker="homestar">picture of himself <em>on</em> himself.</line> <line start="516" end="546" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you're not getting any candy from me.</line> <line start="546" end="562" speaker="sfx">Door slam</line> <line start="562" end="591" speaker="homestar">Thanks, Mrs. Jankroe!</line> <line start="591" end="616" speaker="announcer">And for the ladies, don't forget the new</line> <line start="616" end="643" speaker="announcer">authentic "Marzipan" costume!</line> <line start="645" end="653"><announcer>No, wait...</announcer><span style="visibility:hidden"><sfx>pop</sfx></span></line> <line start="653" end="659"><announcer>No, wait...</announcer><sfx>pop</sfx></line> <line start="659" end="675" speaker="announcer">Almost...</line> <line start="675" end="679"><sfx>ding</sfx><span style="visibility:hidden"><announcer>There we go!</announcer></span></line> <line start="679" end="698"><sfx>ding</sfx><announcer>There we go!</announcer></line> <line start="698" end="719" speaker="marzipan">This is so offensive... <span style="visibility:hidden">that's it's not really offensive anymore!</span></line> <line start="719" end="740" speaker="marzipan">This is so offensive... that's it's not really offensive anymore!</span></line> <line start="740" end="757" speaker="marzipan">I'll take twelve!</span></line> <line start="757" end="784" speaker="announcer">Woo! You dang right!</line> <line start="784" end="829" speaker="announcer">And for the trick-or-treating-impaired, check out Strong Sad's line of</line> <line start="829" end="833" speaker="announcer">SAFE-<span style="visibility:hidden"> T LOSE-R accessories!</span></line> <line start="833" end="837" speaker="announcer">SAFE-T <span style="visibility:hidden"> LOSE-R accessories!</span></line> <line start="837" end="842" speaker="announcer">SAFE-T LOSE-<span style="visibility:hidden"> R accessories!</span></line> <line start="842" end="848" speaker="announcer">SAFE-T LOSE-R <span style="visibility:hidden"> accessories!</span></line> <line start="848" end="860" speaker="announcer">SAFE-T LOSE-R accessories!</line> <line start="860" end="882" speaker="strongsad">Hey, that's not what I named—</line> <line start="882" end="905" speaker="announcer">Mom not overprotective enough?</line> <line start="905" end="924" speaker="announcer">Just add this discreet reflector to any costume,</line> <line start="924" end="938"><announcer>Just add this discreet reflector to any costume</announcer><sfx>buzzer</sfx></line> <line start="938" end="974" speaker="announcer">and never worry about getting accidentally run down by</line> <line start="974" end="1003"><announcer>Mancuso's older brother ever again!</announcer><sfx>foreboding music</sfx></line> <line start="1003" end="1053"><announcer volume="0.9">Side effects may include getting <em>intentionally</em> run down by Mancuso's older brother.</announcer><sfx>foreboding music</sfx></line> <line start="1053" end="1074" speaker="announcer">Plagued by Halloween eggings?</line> <line start="1074" end="1093" speaker="announcer">Fool 'em every time with this <span style="visibility:hidden"> deluxe decoy poncho!</span></line> <line start="1093" end="1121" speaker="announcer">Fool 'em every time with this deluxe decoy poncho!</line> <line start="1121" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">Light him up, The Cheat!</line> <line start="1136" end="1147" speaker="thecheat">(affirmative The Cheat noises)</line> <line start="1147" end="1191" speaker="strongbad">Aw, never mind. Looks like someone already got him....</line> <line start="1195" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">with a... <span style="visibility:hidden"> bunch of fried eggs.</span></line> <line start="1203" end="1220" speaker="strongbad">with a... bunch of fried eggs.</line> <line start="1220" end="1259" speaker="announcer">And last, for the kids with no friends and staying at home</line> <line start="1259" end="1270" speaker="announcer">to "help" <span style="visibility:hidden"> (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line> <line start="1270" end="1273" speaker="announcer">to "help" (<span style="visibility:hidden"> clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line> <line start="1273" end="1277" speaker="announcer">to "help" (cl<span style="visibility:hidden"> ears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line> <line start="1277" end="1281" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clea<span style="visibility:hidden"> rs throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line> <line start="1281" end="1285" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears<span style="visibility:hidden"> throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line> <line start="1285" end="1291" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears th<span style="visibility:hidden"> roat) mom and dad give out treats,</line> <line start="1287" end="1291" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears thro<span style="visibility:hidden"> at) mom and dad give out treats,</line> <line start="1291" end="1295" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears throa<span style="visibility:hidden"> t) mom and dad give out treats,</line> <line start="1295" end="1299" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears throat<span style="visibility:hidden"> ) mom and dad give out treats,</line> <line start="1299" end="1308" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears throat)<span style="visibility:hidden"> mom and dad give out treats,</line> <line start="1308" end="1332" speaker="announcer">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line> <line start="1332" end="1338" speaker="announcer">here's a... <span style="visibility:hidden"> pair of sweat pants.</span></line> <line start="1338" end="1363" speaker="announcer">here's a... <span style="visibility:hidden"> pair of sweat pants.</span><sfx>squish</sfx></line> <line start="1344" end="1363" speaker="announcer">here's a... pair of sweat pants.<sfx>squish</sfx></line> <line start="1363" end="1372" speaker="announcer">It's really... <span style="visibility:hidden"> all we can do. Sorry.</span></line> <line start="1372" end="1387" speaker="announcer">It's really... all we can do. <span style="visibility:hidden"> Sorry.</span></line> <line start="1387" end="1399" speaker="announcer">It's really... all we can do. Sorry.</line> <line start="1399" end="1733" speaker="other">We are currently working on the subtitles. Please try again later.</line> </transcript>
