Crackotage
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"You can't shoot and you can't fly. If you came with us you'd probably die! Hee hee ha ha!"
Crackotage is a member of The Cheat Commandos. He is a jet pilot (he's that guy that flies that plane) and possibly a master locksmith. He saved Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Fightgar, and Firebert from exhaustion when they were in the secret desert by dropping Cheat Commandos...O's from his plane.
He speaks in rhyming couplets (all ending with a "Hee hee ha ha"), reminiscent of Roadblock from the cartoon version of G.I. Joe (which "Cheat Commandos" is a parody of), Blaster from "Transformers," and Wordsworth, from Heathcliff and The Cadillac Cats (1980's cartoon). His voice, however, is *very* similar to that of Jazz from "Transformers" (voiced by Scatman Crothers), who *didn't* speak in rhyme. Hence "listens to jazz".
