Crackotage
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"You can't shoot and you can't fly. If you came with us you'd probably die! Hee hee ha ha!"
Crackotage is a member of The Cheat Commandos. He is a jet pilot (he's that guy that flies that plane) and possibly a master locksmith. He saved Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Fightgar, and Firebert from exhaustion when they were in the secret desert.
He speaks in rhyming couplets (all ending with a "Hee hee ha ha"), reminiscent of Roadblock from the cartoon version of G.I. Joe (which "Cheat Commandos" is a parody of), Blaster from "Transformers," and Wordsworth, from Heathcliff and The Cadillac Cats (1980's cartoon). His voice, however, is *very* similar to that of Jazz from "Transformers" (voiced by Scatman Crothers), who *didn't* speak in rhyme. Hence "listens to jazz".
