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===Short Toons===
===Short Toons===
*[[Experimental Film]] — Homestar interrupts the filming of Strong Sad's portion of the music video twice.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Homestar interrupts the filming of Strong Sad's portion of the music video twice.
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*[[Donut Unto Others]]
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**Homestar buys [[Questionable Goods and Services|questionable]] Medical coverage from Bubs.
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**His doughnut batter has clear hairs in it.
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**Homestar passes off Marzipan telling to get out of her kitchen as a positive review.
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**Setting up a fryer in a shop made out of a cardboard box bits Homestar in his skinny white butt after Strong Bad knocks the store over, causing Homestar's face to be fried.
===Strong Bad Emails===
===Strong Bad Emails===

Revision as of 22:29, 21 September 2017

It's not a spreadsheet, but it'll do. Feel free to edit this as if it were a main namespace page.


Contents

Stupid Things Homestar's Said

Big Toons

Short Toons

  • Fluffy Puff Commercial
    • "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push Marfmallows. Seriously folks, they're—"
    • "Before I drink something, oftentimes I eat something too."
    • "Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffies."

Strong Bad Emails

HREmails

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Games

Others

  • First Time Here?
    • "Welcome to HomestarRunner.net"
    • "Oh right, HomestarRunner.net. It's dot com!"
    • "Oh! I am Homestar, and This is A Website!"

Stupid Things Homestar's Done

Big Toons

  • In Search of the Yello Dello — Homestar cooks a turkey for Marzipan's birthday, forgetting she's a vegetarian.
  • The Luau — Homestar drinks 32 glasses of Melonade, and relives himself over the spare firewood behind Marzipan's gazebo.

Short Toons

  • Experimental Film — Homestar interrupts the filming of Strong Sad's portion of the music video twice.
  • Donut Unto Others
    • Homestar buys questionable Medical coverage from Bubs.
    • His doughnut batter has clear hairs in it.
    • Homestar passes off Marzipan telling to get out of her kitchen as a positive review.
    • Setting up a fryer in a shop made out of a cardboard box bits Homestar in his skinny white butt after Strong Bad knocks the store over, causing Homestar's face to be fried.

Strong Bad Emails

  • Email credit card — Homestar falls for Strong Bad's blatantly transparent phishing attempt, even noting that "Superfied Credit Union" has the same email address as Strong Bad.
  • Email super powers — Homestar fails to notice Strong Bad using his powers to remove Homestar's cap repeatedly.
  • Email 1 step ahead — Homestar fails to notice Strong Sad has his hands glued to his butt and takes Strong Sad saying he cant' help it the wrong way.
  • Email dullard — The titular Dullard is Homestar, not noticing how Strong Bad is trying to ignore his rambling.

HREmails

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Games

Others

Stupid Things Homestar's Imagined

Big Toons

Short Toons

  • Donut Unto Others — Homestar claims to have dreamt that "[he] was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!" but from what we see, he's a Mexican high-jump champion with only one leg.

Strong Bad Emails

HREmails

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Games

Others