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| - | Strong Bad comes back from a hiatus and reveals why he hasn't checked emails in a while.
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Umpire}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter Egg), {{Film|The Cheat}} (Easter Egg)
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| - | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[Homestar Runner's House]]
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| - | {{Comp|Lappy 486}}
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| - | '''Date:''' Monday, May 18, 2009
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| - | '''Running Time:''' 2:27
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| - | '''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
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| - | == Transcript ==
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| - | ''{The Computer Room is dark and cobwebs surround the Lappy 486, a pile of dust covers the Floppy Disk Container, the wind whistles.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Whoa, I haven't been in here longer than I thought.
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| - | ''{Strong Bad walks on from the left, carrying a duster, he dusts off the Lappy with it and blows the dust off the Floppy Disk Container.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Time to check my email. Gonna check my ''{falsetto}'' EMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!
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| - | <blockquote class="email">
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| - | <div>subject: why you no check?</div>
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| - | Sup Strong Bad<br />
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| - | Why haven't you checked any emails? Are you done? Please make more. I'll be your best friend and let you make out with my girlfriend.<br />
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| - | Bye bye<br />
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| - | Jenkins</blockquote>
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Why haven't I checked my email? Umm, I don't really know. Maybe I was tired or forgot, either way, I'm back for at least twelve more sbemails. Maybe thirteen. But seriously Jenkins, I don't think anyone really cared that I didn't check my email.
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| - | ''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar is standing next to Strong Bad.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I missed them. I really missed them.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, do you even know what I'm talking about?
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sh'yeah. Your email show.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Kay, good. Umm, why are you here?
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I just wanted you to know that The Cheat and Homsar are staying at my house.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm, okay? ''{resumes typing}'' So, a lot of things happened during my hiatus. For example, Bubs, Coach Z, and The Umpire had a cookout. I wasn't invited. Jerks.
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| - | ''{Cut to The Field, where Bubs, Coach Z, and The Umpire are each holding a hot dog. A grill is next to Bubs. The grill has several burgers on it.}''
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| - | '''Bubs:''' I'm glad us middle-aged guys decided to have a cook-out. Right?
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| - | '''Coach Z:''' ''{takes bite out of hot dog}'' Hey, why don't we have any mustard or ketchup.
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| - | '''The Umpire:''' Hey! I've got the mustard. Here you go.
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| - | ''{The Umpire tosses a bottle of mustard to Coach Z. Coach Z puts the mustard on his hot dog}''
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| - | '''Bubs:''' When do you think Strong Bad's gonna check any more emails.
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| - | '''The Umpire:''' Maybe never. I don't care.
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| - | ''{Cuts back to the Lappy}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' Me and Homestar played Nintendo at our old clubhouse. I rescued that princess a lot of times. But Homestar couldn't get past the first goomba.
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| - | ''{Cut to Homestar and Strong Bad sitting in a room with a NES}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My God. This game is soooo awesome. I'm gonna get that feather.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, the game isn't even on.
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Can I have the copy of Super Mario Bros?
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| - | ''{Cuts back to the Lappy}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' So you see Jenkins? I did a lot of things during my hiatus. Just as soon as I will get a new computer in three emails. Crap, spoiled it. Okay, at least three emails.
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| - | ''{The New Paper comes down}''
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| - | == Easter Eggs ==
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| - | *At the end, click on the word 'Jenkins' to see Homestar's slumber party.
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| - | :'''HOMSAR:''' I don't know, but I think you are my friends!
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| - | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Annoyed}'' Yes.
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | ===Explanations===
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| - | ===Trivia===
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| - | *This is the first email since September 2008.
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| - | ===Remarks===
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| - | *Apparently, The Umpire was in [[Free Country USA]] before his reappearance in [[Kick-a-Ball]].
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| - | ===Goofs===
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| - | *You can clearly hear the sound of Super Mario Bros 3 when Homestar and Strong Bad are in the clubhouse, despite the fact that Strong Bad claims no game was in the machine.
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| - | ===Inside References===
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| - | ===Real-World References===
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| - | *Homestar and Strong Bad make reference to two games in the Mario series, more specifically Super Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros 3.
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| - | ===Fast-Forward===
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | {{sbemailextlinks|119|1394}}
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| - | {{Strong Bad Email}}
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