Strong Bad and Marzipan's Relationship

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"To me, this is something losers would do."

Strong Bad and Marzipan rarely get along.

Strong Bad's dislike for Marzipan

• In Search of the Yello Dello — Strong Bad boasts to Marzipan that he will not buy her a birthday present.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0 — Strong Bad calls Marzipan stupid for leaving herself messages and asks her to change her name to "Ugly-pan".
• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — Strong Bad hides raw steaks in Marzipan's treat bag.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 — Strong Bad says that Marzipan could be president of a royal society for total dorks.
• Email your friends — Strong Bad tries to trick Marzipan into getting cut by a saw blade.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 — Strong Bad makes plans to egg Marzipan's house.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0 — Strong Bad tries to give Marzipan one million punches in the face.
• Sensitive to Bees — Strong Bad tells Marzipan he would not like to hear her song and tries to criticize her performance.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Strong Bad tries to steal Marzipan's cable.
• Email origins — Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat spraypaint Marzipan. After they get bored with her complaints, they glue her to Homsar.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 — Strong Bad calls Marzipan ugly.
• Strong Bad is a Bad Guy — The offscreen singers proclaim that "Strong Bad hates Marzipan!"
• Email lady fan — Strong Bad burns Marzipan's arts and crafts class.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 — Strong Bad tries to steal a money pie from Marzipan.
• Email environment — Strong Bad waters Marzipan's flowers with bleach and cigarette butts. He also tries to drop a "65 mile per gallon hybrid piano" on her.

Marzipan's dislike for Strong Bad

• Email marzipan — Marzipan sings a song about how she really doesn't like Strong Bad at all.
• Email secret identity — Marzipan informs Homestar Runner that she does not like Strong Bad's pseudoname, "Cara Carabowditbowdit".
• Email lady fan — Marzipan calls Strong Bad "a horse's tweez".
• Email senior prom — Marzipan gets jealous that Strong Bad becomes the Prom Queen "every freakin' year."

Strong Bad and Marzipan getting along

• The Interview — Marzipan informs Homestar that Strong Bad's baking has really improved.
• Sensitive to Bees — Strong Bad and Marzipan end the song with a peaceful trio, joined by Homestar.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 — Strong Bad thanks Marzipan for the stuff he thought she gave him.
• Email what I want — Strong Bad and Marzipan host a shopping channel together.
• Jibblies 2 — Strong Bad considers Marzipan one of the "good characters".
• Email environment — Strong Bad actually follows Marzipan's advice to take what he usually does and give it eco-friendly names.